Return of the Boobies...

[Banrion]

My b/f made me a super-hot chainmail dress. I wear a leather bra under it, but it doesn't pinch too bad. The worst part is the weight on my shoulders. B/f is working on changing the shoulder part so that the weight is spread further. Still weighs almost 40 lbs. even though it is mostly titanium.

[repsac]

Chainmail will pinch you in places you didn't think possible. EVEN with a padded undercoat.

[Jpurple]

I've actually worn a very well-made chainmail bra before, and aside from it being cold when you put it on, it was pretty comfortable! They are heavy though, and if I'm going to wear chainmail, I want a sword to go with it!

[Gurndigarn]

Enchanted Lace Undergarment of Intense Distraction
OK, I need one of these. No, really.
I wear bras for work and going out only. Then again, I spend most of my time at home competely nekkid, so a bra would be kinda silly. My husband refers to them as 'armour' so often I've teased him about getting a chainmail one.

Make sure the areas around the nipples have small enough links to not pinch anything sensitive.

[Customer Beating Robot]

I don't understand women sometimes. I think if you understood 1/2 of what goes through the male mind in this instance, you would not be the least bit embarrassed. I can understand women who don't want to be oggled by excited men. But at the same time, don't be embarrassed. More than likely any guy who is discussing the issue is dying of excitement. You are literally the hottest girl in the company at that moment. If every guy is talking about you, you can harness that. I never have understood women who are embarrassed that guys are talking about their anatomy in a positive light.

I have always envied women, as I have seen attractive women who know how to use it, get men to be their lap dogs. Having a bunch of guys who want you means that they will do anything for you. That is a very useful tool to have.

I am not trying to be personal with you. I am just trying to give you a different perspective on it. All the girls are jealous because all the guys are talking about you and not them. (If they really are. Guys have a 2 second brain when it comes to these things. They talk about you until the next set of boobies cross their eye sight.) Hold your head up high. You just made every guy in that company your bitch for the day.

[Spiffy McMoron]

My day would not have been complete without you taking notice of my...D&D reference, Spiffy. I'm going to use that term at home and see what the man of the house thinks.

Hey what can I say? My love of ... D&D is legendary, near mythical, in proportion. Add that to my love of shiny things and bright lights, and you can see why I love LOTR so much

[Greenday]

That'd probably be a bad idea. It'd be a cold and pinchy. Go for a platemail one instead, with fur lining to keep warm!

He could go with underarmor. Keeps you nice and warm, plus it's supposed to be tight so it's supportive...

[Broomjockey]

[I] My husband refers to them as 'armour' so often I've teased him about getting a chainmail one.

That'd probably be a bad idea. It'd be a cold and pinchy. Go for a platemail one instead, with fur lining to keep warm!

[Jpurple]

Enchanted Lace Undergarment of Intense Distraction
OK, I need one of these. No, really.
I wear bras for work and going out only. Then again, I spend most of my time at home competely nekkid, so a bra would be kinda silly. My husband refers to them as 'armour' so often I've teased him about getting a chainmail one.

[PuckishOne]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pencil_test

Pencil test? How about the lipstick trick?

[/gratuitous "Breakfast Club" reference]

And before you ask... yes, I can.

[Broomjockey]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pencil_test

Ah, I get it. Kinda. Maybe when I'm older.

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

I don't get it.

I've led such a sheltered life.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pencil_test

[Broomjockey]

Well, I'm in my forties, and I can still pass a pencil test, if you follow me.

I don't get it.

I've led such a sheltered life.

[RecoveringKinkoid]

I could stand to hear a little more...

Rapscallion

AAAAH! I get the quote. You rock.

Just a little, you know, fyi here, girls....my mom used to force me to wear one of those mediaval torture devices when I was a kid. I was a tomboy, and hated it. Made me wear underwires, even. Got used to them, eventually. Never been comfortable as a...erm...swinger.

Well, I'm in my forties, and I can still pass a pencil test, if you follow me. So a word from an old lady with a nice rack: know what a well-endowed girl who won't wear her bra ends up wearing between her boobs when she's older? That's right. Her navel.

[PuckishOne]

Ah, looking at those stats, I see that you've acquired the Enchanted Lace Undergarment of Intense Distraction. Well played, D&D'er, well played.

My day would not have been complete without you taking notice of my...D&D reference, Spiffy. I'm going to use that term at home and see what the man of the house thinks.