god makes work for idle techs

[AdvancedFlea]

So, after the store closed, Gregg and myself were bored so Gregg came up with this rather marvellous idea to annoy the people who are in tomorrow

We have a few types of security devices at work 2 of which are;

• Spiders – big black thing with 4 bits of rope coming out of it. They connect at the back of the product you are putting one around. Not only do these set off the gates but they are a 100dB alarm which goes off it they are tampered with or if they walk through the gates.
• Safers – more secure than spiders, but without the alarm

So, we got bored and this brilliant idea Gregg had was to put a “spider” on the phones

Exhibit A: link removed temporarily. sorry

Both phones in tech are now spidered xD as you can see

We then proceeded to take the device that removes spiders and lock it in a safer... along with some screw drivers (in their own safer) and a book of CDs just for good measure. To ass to that, we got the tech department’s safer-opening device...and threw that in the safer with them all

Exhibit B: link removed temporarily. sorry

Ade is in tomorrow, I am not. Kinda wish I was a fly on the wall for that hehee

[RetailWorkhorse]

Marvelously mean, Flea-bit (I always knew you were a jerk, but you're MY jerk). You should go in tomorrow anyways to watch the fireworks.

[AdvancedFlea]

Marvelously mean, Flea-bit (I always knew you were a jerk, but you're MY jerk). You should go in tomorrow anyways to watch the fireworks.

oh, i'll allways be yours

[daleduke17]

Ok, now that is good.

Good showing.

[Evil Queen]

Someone's gonna get chewed out for this. You can see it coming a mile away, man.

[AdvancedFlea]

Someone's gonna get chewed out for this. You can see it coming a mile away, man.

aaah yes, but who is the guilty party? there are no cameras in tech. they only monitor the customer serice desk.

[RetailWorkhorse]

oh, i'll allways be yours

Damn right you're mine.

I still say you should pop in just to get video feed. We'd appreciate it~.

[AdvancedFlea]

Damn right you're mine.

I still say you should pop in just to get video feed. We'd appreciate it~.

there's no cameras in tech so I wouldn't be able to get a video feed from anything.

[RetailWorkhorse]

Borrow a camcorder. Please, Flea-bit?

[JustADude]

Oooooh, classic! A very, very nice example of the crowbar-in-box type connundrum!

[Fenrus]

As funny as this is... someone's gonna get in trouble.

Oh well, still funny. ^_^

[crazylegs]

Hammer+Chisel=Broken Safer Case * (sore thumb+Broken Chisel)

[AdvancedFlea]

Oooooh, classic! A very, very nice example of the crowbar-in-box type connundrum!

okaaaay....you're gonna have to explain that one to me ^^;

As funny as this is... someone's gonna get in trouble.

Oh well, still funny. ^_^

I doubt that. if you're in trouble, my company usually wants to deal with it immediatly, it's now 2pm and no one has called me to haul my arse in and tell me off. I think I'm safe

Hammer+Chisel=Broken Safer Case * (sore thumb+Broken Chisel)

nah, there's safer-release devices at all the tills at the front of the store. only once have we had to break into a safer, which was when someone glued the lock shut

[lordlundar]

Slight problem with those safers, is that they're not tamper resistant. Hit one on the corner hard enough and the locking mechanism pops right off. Had to do that a number of times when someone tried to break into one and fubar'd it.

[AdvancedFlea]

Slight problem with those safers, is that they're not tamper resistant. Hit one on the corner hard enough and the locking mechanism pops right off. Had to do that a number of times when someone tried to break into one and fubar'd it.

True. we found that out when we lost about £1500 wortth of cameras....so now we put spiders around them