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1. Read the draft of the important email I send you.
2. Ok, if you don't read the draft, at least read the printoff I give you.
3. No, don't LOSE the printed copy. Here's another. Sit. Read.
4. No, I don't mean 2.5 hours AFTER the deadline. I mean BEFORE THE DEADLINE.
5. Do not touch my hair. Yes, I know it is very long and rather pretty. I intend to keep it that way. Keep your grubby mitts off.
6. Do not YANK on my hair, causing my head to snap back!
7. Do not yank on my hair while shouting loudly right into my ear, even if you are attempting to wish me a happy birthday.
8. Do not use said "teasing" as a way to cover up the fact that it's 3 hours past deadline, and you want me to add a story to this email, and the only person who has the info is someone who's not answering her phone.
9. Do not blame me for not having the story, when it was NOT turned in to me, ever, much less by the deadline for input which was LAST THURSDAY.
2. Ok, if you don't read the draft, at least read the printoff I give you.
3. No, don't LOSE the printed copy. Here's another. Sit. Read.
4. No, I don't mean 2.5 hours AFTER the deadline. I mean BEFORE THE DEADLINE.
5. Do not touch my hair. Yes, I know it is very long and rather pretty. I intend to keep it that way. Keep your grubby mitts off.
6. Do not YANK on my hair, causing my head to snap back!
7. Do not yank on my hair while shouting loudly right into my ear, even if you are attempting to wish me a happy birthday.
8. Do not use said "teasing" as a way to cover up the fact that it's 3 hours past deadline, and you want me to add a story to this email, and the only person who has the info is someone who's not answering her phone.
9. Do not blame me for not having the story, when it was NOT turned in to me, ever, much less by the deadline for input which was LAST THURSDAY.
Hahahaha! That describes her oddly well....
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