So anyway I was puttering around my harddrive and happened to find a log of a dream I once had. Call me a digital packrat. Anyway this is what I wrote, lets see you amateur psycologists decrypt this one:
I was in some huge sprawling metropolitan shopping center. I made a wrong turn and found myself inside the back hallways for staff only. Door's locked behind me, and there's no staff around. I start running through identical doors, stairways, halls, getting myself lost. Then all of a sudden I'm attacked by a lion of all things. Finally some staff show up, but they're like "Welcome to nightmare mall, how can I help you?" Then seeing my predicament they immediately say "Thank you for shopping at nightmare mall, have a nice day," and they run off. Thanks for the help guys... Anyway the aforementioned lion's got both my wrists in its mouth. Instead of trying to pull them, out I shoved my arms down its throat. Somehow I got on top the beast and planted my knees in its chest and suffocated it. Ok obviously my dream-lions aren't as though as the real ones… anyway I got the hell out of there. Finally found my way out of the maze and complained to some suit. His attitude was "I'm soooo sorry to hear you had a bad experience at nightmare mall, perhaps some free coupons would convince you to shop here again?" He even offered a "discount" on replacing my lion-chewed gloves. Real Stepford-Wives stuff.
Okay so I added some embelishments. Obviously the imaginary staff didn't actually call the place "nightmare mall", and I'm pretty sure I didn't actually think of the Stepford Wives until after I woke up.
As for what it means, I'm pretty sure it has to do with how we're supposed to placate an angry customer who calls in with a big problem. We're to apologise without actually admitting the company's done anything wrong. That dream was a bit of role-reversal, think I was starting to feel like the "mall suit" in the dream.
Either that or after Chronicles of Narnia I'm secretly an Evil Queen fan, or something
I was in some huge sprawling metropolitan shopping center. I made a wrong turn and found myself inside the back hallways for staff only. Door's locked behind me, and there's no staff around. I start running through identical doors, stairways, halls, getting myself lost. Then all of a sudden I'm attacked by a lion of all things. Finally some staff show up, but they're like "Welcome to nightmare mall, how can I help you?" Then seeing my predicament they immediately say "Thank you for shopping at nightmare mall, have a nice day," and they run off. Thanks for the help guys... Anyway the aforementioned lion's got both my wrists in its mouth. Instead of trying to pull them, out I shoved my arms down its throat. Somehow I got on top the beast and planted my knees in its chest and suffocated it. Ok obviously my dream-lions aren't as though as the real ones… anyway I got the hell out of there. Finally found my way out of the maze and complained to some suit. His attitude was "I'm soooo sorry to hear you had a bad experience at nightmare mall, perhaps some free coupons would convince you to shop here again?" He even offered a "discount" on replacing my lion-chewed gloves. Real Stepford-Wives stuff.
As for what it means, I'm pretty sure it has to do with how we're supposed to placate an angry customer who calls in with a big problem. We're to apologise without actually admitting the company's done anything wrong. That dream was a bit of role-reversal, think I was starting to feel like the "mall suit" in the dream.
Either that or after Chronicles of Narnia I'm secretly an Evil Queen fan, or something


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