Apart from DG, our awesome (and sadly transferred) Ops Manager, singing Ludacris' "Roll Out" when telling the employees to go home after we'd closed, there haven't been that many funny PA moments at my store.
Well, there was one time, we had one customer left, a regular -- and one we knew had a good sense of humor. MOD asks me to give one final announcement.
So I work up this amusing little "stuffy, important-sounding" voice:
"Attention [store] members and guests. The time is now 9:15, and [store] is now closed for the evening. We ask at this time you bring your final purchases to the front of the store, as our cashiers will be closing their registers in sixty seconds. At that time, we will release the hounds."
Everyone left in the store (again, only employees and this one awesome customer) burst out laughing. I still had the phone for the PA.
"You think I'm joking."
Fresh gales of laughter.
Well, there was one time, we had one customer left, a regular -- and one we knew had a good sense of humor. MOD asks me to give one final announcement.
So I work up this amusing little "stuffy, important-sounding" voice:
"Attention [store] members and guests. The time is now 9:15, and [store] is now closed for the evening. We ask at this time you bring your final purchases to the front of the store, as our cashiers will be closing their registers in sixty seconds. At that time, we will release the hounds."
Everyone left in the store (again, only employees and this one awesome customer) burst out laughing. I still had the phone for the PA.
"You think I'm joking."
Fresh gales of laughter.
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