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    I was at my new job this morning, hosting/bussing at a BBQ place. There's a crew there to tar our parking lot. Oh, they need supplies, but I don't know the area. I tell the head guy to talk to the bartender. So they're talking, flirting, laughing. She draws him directions and he heads out.
    About half an hour later she gets a phone call. It's the police. Oh my. Turns out the tar crew guy got pulled over in the literally 1 minute drive to where he was going. He hadn't paid a speeding ticket or something, so he gets arrested. He wanted our bartender to tell his crew where he was and how much the bail was.
    We lol'd.
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    Now that's what I call a catastrofail!

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    • #3
      Well, I know ONE guy that won't be able to make a coffee run at breaktime!
      I pray for the strength to change what I can, the inability to change what I can't, and the incapacity to tell the difference -Calvin, Calvin & Hobbes

      Being a pessimist and cynical wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't right so often!

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      • #4
        that's a great way to impress a girl, I gotta try that

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          Quoth nomorecarts View Post
          that's a great way to impress a girl, I gotta try that
          Dude, she will think that you are bad-ass. You will get a lot of tail
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          • #6
            unpaid parking tickets are gangsta yo

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