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This is one of those calls you pray was a prank, cuz it was just creepy. It got creepier as the call...uh drug on.
P = guy on phone
... =where I was interrupted by him
Me: *speal*
P: Yeah I was wondering if you have any rooms for tonight and tomorrow night? We need a king.
Me: I sure think so, can you hold for a minute? (I had 4 people infront of me)
P: sure
Me: thanks (finish with them)
Me: Sorry for the hold, what...
P: Oh this is for Tues and Wed night, not tonight and tomorrow.
Me: Okay...you said you wanted a king, did you want smoking or non?
P: Doesn't matter.
Me: okay, oh well it looks like we only have nonsmoking left, will that work?
P: yeah
Me: Okay, did you have any discounts, like AAA?
P: Yeah, I got AAA.
Me: okay, great. and how many adults?
P: One. I am bringing my 15-year-old sister there for her birthday, we are both staying there (okay...in one king bed?). I bought her a bunch of cloths, at least a grand's worth and I want to do something really nice for her.
Me: (thinking, I don't care why you are getting the room...) Okay, so the rate on a king is 111.60+tax.
P: Alright, I have a couple questions.
Me: Alright.
P: Do you have a pool?
Me: Yes, we sure do.
P: Is it indoor our outdoor?
Me: Indoor
P: Alright, gotta know when to bring suits & all of that.
Me: *I don't care why you are asking forced giggle*
P: Yeah I got custody of my little sister and bought her all these cloths. I like to treat her well. She is spoiled. She talks about how she is going to spoil me someday...
Me: uhhuh...
P: So what's going on over there in the next couple days? See, we live about a 100 miles away... What is there to do there? (I found this question odd because most people who are within 100 miles of us have been to this city and know what is here.)
Me: Well, I am not sure what is going on for sure. We do have theatres and all kinds of things to do. I can go look on the events calander and give you more info...
P: I want to show my little sister a good time. I try to be good to her. I bought her all of those cloths & I just want her to have a nice birthday. So, you have theares huh?
Me: Yeah, we sure do. Movie, live theatre...whatever you want. I can look up the area events but I will need to put you on hold to pull them up if that's okay?
P: Oh you can pull them up? Yeah, do that.
Me: (phone is ringing like crazy & this call was taking forever so I needed a break from this guy. I look up what events are happening...typical Tues & Wed...nothing cept for a couple college games in the area.) *get back with onhold* The listing for the movie theatre is at (web address). (he says "alright") Well, sorry to report that there isn't much going in the next couple days, typical weekdays I guess...
P: Oh that's fine (?), but I want to bring my sister up there to have a good time. You see the reason I bought her all of those cloths is because she gained tons of weight. See did weigh 87 pounds, and she finally got up to 112. That is just amazing. She was really small & now she is still small but she is looking better. (why do I CARE????!")
Me: uh huh...so would you like to book this room?
P: Do you have rooms with hot tubs in them?
Me: Yes we do have a jacuzzi suite. Let me see if it's available for those dates. (looks) Yep, it is. With the discount it's 152.10+tax.
P: Oh...wow. Okay so is the hot tub in the bedroom area or the bathroom?
Me: Actually, it's in the livingroom area.
P: Oh it's in the livingroom???
Me: Well, yeah it's in it's own corner, but yes it's technically the livingroom.
P: That's nice. Is the jacuzzi suite a nice room?
Me: Well, that depends on what you consider nice. I mean, it's kind of a mini-suite, but I have stayed in there before and I liked it.
P: Oh you have stayed there before?
Me: yep (will this call ever end???) I like the room.
P: My sister said she wants me to get her a nice room! She stayed in a room with a jacuzzi once and it had mirrors all around it & she loved that.
Me: Yeah, this one has the mirrors.
P: Oh yeah? That's great! She really likes those mirrors. She likes to see herself and feel sexy. (said in a "I check my sister out...we have sex" kinda creepy ass way!)
Me: (wtf???? Did he just???) uh huh....
P: Are there shopping stores there?
Me: uh yep. We are the largest town in Montana, and there is pretty much a large variety. (How do you not know this???)
P: Great! Like...we need places to shop because I want to treat my sister real good for her birthday (yeah I get it! super!)
Me: Well, we have a main mall & everything. Tons of places to spend money.
P: ah good (guest starts repeating the entire story about his "sister") So, do you have movies you can buy in the room?
Me: Yes, we do.
P: Is there a good quality to choose from?
Me: Yes, there sure is. A mixture of new movies & some older new movies...
P: So is that a variety?
Me: There is something there for you, there is a choice.
P: Goes off about why they are coming here AGAIN. Then asks if we have breakfast.
Me: Yes we sure do, a full breakfast every morning (I have had this guy on the phone & frankly I am starting to wonder if this girl is real, his sister, or what the hell is going on...He wouldn't shut up!) Sir? Did you want to book this room?
P: I don't...what other nice hotels are there?
Me: (this is so not real!) Well, it depends on what you consider nice. (list off various hotels in town) So, you tell me.
P: Well, I want something really fancy for my sister for her birthday (omg shut up!) so whatever the nicest hotel is there.
Me: (why did you call ME?) Okay well that would prolly be the Crown Plaza. They even have a Presidential suite there. They are doing some construction but if you wanted more details...
P: So, they have really nice suites there? (Yes, please call them & not me!!!)
Me: Yes, but I don't know the details about the hotel so you would have to call them cuz I don't work there (I felt the questions coming on).
P: Could you give me their phone number?
Me: Yep, ssure can, let me find my cheat sheet here. *gives number*
P: Great...I am gonna go and get a nice room...
Me: *couldn't handle it anymore* Okay goodbye! *hangs up phone*
~help!~
P = guy on phone
... =where I was interrupted by him
Me: *speal*
P: Yeah I was wondering if you have any rooms for tonight and tomorrow night? We need a king.
Me: I sure think so, can you hold for a minute? (I had 4 people infront of me)
P: sure
Me: thanks (finish with them)
Me: Sorry for the hold, what...
P: Oh this is for Tues and Wed night, not tonight and tomorrow.
Me: Okay...you said you wanted a king, did you want smoking or non?
P: Doesn't matter.
Me: okay, oh well it looks like we only have nonsmoking left, will that work?
P: yeah
Me: Okay, did you have any discounts, like AAA?
P: Yeah, I got AAA.
Me: okay, great. and how many adults?
P: One. I am bringing my 15-year-old sister there for her birthday, we are both staying there (okay...in one king bed?). I bought her a bunch of cloths, at least a grand's worth and I want to do something really nice for her.
Me: (thinking, I don't care why you are getting the room...) Okay, so the rate on a king is 111.60+tax.
P: Alright, I have a couple questions.
Me: Alright.
P: Do you have a pool?
Me: Yes, we sure do.
P: Is it indoor our outdoor?
Me: Indoor
P: Alright, gotta know when to bring suits & all of that.
Me: *I don't care why you are asking forced giggle*
P: Yeah I got custody of my little sister and bought her all these cloths. I like to treat her well. She is spoiled. She talks about how she is going to spoil me someday...
Me: uhhuh...
P: So what's going on over there in the next couple days? See, we live about a 100 miles away... What is there to do there? (I found this question odd because most people who are within 100 miles of us have been to this city and know what is here.)
Me: Well, I am not sure what is going on for sure. We do have theatres and all kinds of things to do. I can go look on the events calander and give you more info...
P: I want to show my little sister a good time. I try to be good to her. I bought her all of those cloths & I just want her to have a nice birthday. So, you have theares huh?
Me: Yeah, we sure do. Movie, live theatre...whatever you want. I can look up the area events but I will need to put you on hold to pull them up if that's okay?
P: Oh you can pull them up? Yeah, do that.
Me: (phone is ringing like crazy & this call was taking forever so I needed a break from this guy. I look up what events are happening...typical Tues & Wed...nothing cept for a couple college games in the area.) *get back with onhold* The listing for the movie theatre is at (web address). (he says "alright") Well, sorry to report that there isn't much going in the next couple days, typical weekdays I guess...
P: Oh that's fine (?), but I want to bring my sister up there to have a good time. You see the reason I bought her all of those cloths is because she gained tons of weight. See did weigh 87 pounds, and she finally got up to 112. That is just amazing. She was really small & now she is still small but she is looking better. (why do I CARE????!")
Me: uh huh...so would you like to book this room?
P: Do you have rooms with hot tubs in them?
Me: Yes we do have a jacuzzi suite. Let me see if it's available for those dates. (looks) Yep, it is. With the discount it's 152.10+tax.
P: Oh...wow. Okay so is the hot tub in the bedroom area or the bathroom?
Me: Actually, it's in the livingroom area.
P: Oh it's in the livingroom???
Me: Well, yeah it's in it's own corner, but yes it's technically the livingroom.
P: That's nice. Is the jacuzzi suite a nice room?
Me: Well, that depends on what you consider nice. I mean, it's kind of a mini-suite, but I have stayed in there before and I liked it.
P: Oh you have stayed there before?
Me: yep (will this call ever end???) I like the room.
P: My sister said she wants me to get her a nice room! She stayed in a room with a jacuzzi once and it had mirrors all around it & she loved that.
Me: Yeah, this one has the mirrors.
P: Oh yeah? That's great! She really likes those mirrors. She likes to see herself and feel sexy. (said in a "I check my sister out...we have sex" kinda creepy ass way!)
Me: (wtf???? Did he just???) uh huh....
P: Are there shopping stores there?
Me: uh yep. We are the largest town in Montana, and there is pretty much a large variety. (How do you not know this???)
P: Great! Like...we need places to shop because I want to treat my sister real good for her birthday (yeah I get it! super!)
Me: Well, we have a main mall & everything. Tons of places to spend money.
P: ah good (guest starts repeating the entire story about his "sister") So, do you have movies you can buy in the room?
Me: Yes, we do.
P: Is there a good quality to choose from?
Me: Yes, there sure is. A mixture of new movies & some older new movies...
P: So is that a variety?
Me: There is something there for you, there is a choice.
P: Goes off about why they are coming here AGAIN. Then asks if we have breakfast.
Me: Yes we sure do, a full breakfast every morning (I have had this guy on the phone & frankly I am starting to wonder if this girl is real, his sister, or what the hell is going on...He wouldn't shut up!) Sir? Did you want to book this room?
P: I don't...what other nice hotels are there?
Me: (this is so not real!) Well, it depends on what you consider nice. (list off various hotels in town) So, you tell me.
P: Well, I want something really fancy for my sister for her birthday (omg shut up!) so whatever the nicest hotel is there.
Me: (why did you call ME?) Okay well that would prolly be the Crown Plaza. They even have a Presidential suite there. They are doing some construction but if you wanted more details...
P: So, they have really nice suites there? (Yes, please call them & not me!!!)
Me: Yes, but I don't know the details about the hotel so you would have to call them cuz I don't work there (I felt the questions coming on).
P: Could you give me their phone number?
Me: Yep, ssure can, let me find my cheat sheet here. *gives number*
P: Great...I am gonna go and get a nice room...
Me: *couldn't handle it anymore* Okay goodbye! *hangs up phone*
~help!~
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