Chap, are you *seriously* trying to get yourself killed

[crazylegs]

I was driving from one station to another tonight where I saw a cyclist. So far so good.

However this cyclist had a death wish. It was dark and this guy was dressed all in black, no lights, no helmet, and blew through a red light and dodged a stream of traffic on the major through route through <My Town>. This crossroads isn't a place for a stunt like that.

Needless to say I pulled him over and had some considerable words with him and graphically described to him what *could* have happened. I've never seen someone blanch so much in my life.

[jedimaster91]

Good for you! Can you come scare the cyclists in my town? I've lost count of how many have tried to splatter their brains (or lack thereof) on my car.

[crazylegs]

Good for you! Can you come scare the cyclists in my town?

I could do, but it's more a matter of being in the right place at the right time, and that was it...

[smileyeagle1021]

crazylegs, have I ever mentioned how cool your job is...
almost makes me wish I was in parking enforcement again (almost)

[crazylegs]

crazylegs, have I ever mentioned how cool your job is...

Wait, you're serious...?

Have you even seen my uniform...? To be fair you're the first and only person to describe it like that...!