well, that was awkward

[smileyeagle1021]

OK, so I think I had to have made one of my worst Freudian slips yet...

Ok, so this lady was in the lobby... her wedding band was very noticeable and she is kinda sorta flirting with all present (thank God all guests... my coworkers would never let me live this down if any of them were able to hear it)... she starts working on me...

now, what I meant to say to her
-"I'm sorry ma'am, but I'm not interested in married women"

what I ended up saying
-"I'm sorry ma'am, but I'm not interested in women"
followed by awkward silence... followed by my own *hides in corner*

[SorryIsGoodEnough]

I've done the EXACTLY the same thing.



And I'm a woman.




So it was slightly more awkward.

[smileyeagle1021]

yeah, sorry is good enough, as far as my coworkers know though I'm a "good little mormon boy" (oh how little they know me ) can you imagine the crap I'd have to endure if any of them heard that...

[SorryIsGoodEnough]

Actually, yes, because I was a 'good little Mormon girl.'

I kissed a girl at Youth Conference once though.....So maybe not so much.

Anyways, the point is...Freudian Slips scare the bejeezus out of me. I am deathly afraid of them. I always find myself slipping up, though.

Meep!

[crazylegs]

Betcha she stopped right away though right?

[smileyeagle1021]

Betcha she stopped right away though right?

Thank God she did... because it would have been even more awkward if after her saying that she kept on going...

ETA, speaking of awkward... I'm surprised EQ hasn't yet poked fun at my little slip... normally she is so on top of being evil and laughing at my misfortune... after all, my suffering does feed her

[PepperElf]

ok i'll tease you then ... and remind you that you're the one who doesn't like football... (yeah i'm referring to that thread). lol

but i know the feeling. use to have co-workers make nasty suggestions to me, but would tell them "sorry I like men not boys" but sometimes it came out that "i don't like men" . then they'd tease me more.

But at least she stopped. Otherwise you could have suggested that you knew her husband ... intimately... but i'm sure that would piss her off even more.

either that or... too bad i don't have the contact information to that guy i use to know. he ONLY dated married women. i'm sure he'd love the hookup

[fireheart]

I can top the freudian slip I found this off of a website that I frequent.

Guy walks up to the concession counter with his two kids. He points to the popcorn and says

"I'd like two boxes of cockporn please."

The kid behind the counter is trying not to laugh. The guy realises what he's said, takes his popcorn and goes upstairs, while the kid behind the counter is laughing.

[Jay 2K Winger]

I can top the freudian slip I found this off of a website that I frequent.

Guy walks up to the concession counter with his two kids. He points to the popcorn and says

"I'd like two boxes of cockporn please."

The kid behind the counter is trying not to laugh. The guy realises what he's said, takes his popcorn and goes upstairs, while the kid behind the counter is laughing.

Ah, I remember that story! That's off Not Always Right.

[powerboy]

I have done the same thing, infront of my anti-gay friend(Used to be friends).

[Evil Queen]

Hey, if she was me (Oh I look forward to this ) I would have continued to hit on ya.

I hit on everyone. Married, single, boy, girl, tranny, it doesn't matter. I'm in it for the thrill.

[smileyeagle1021]

(Oh I look forward to this ) .

EQ is planning something...

RW, can you do me a favor... find out what your sister is planning so you can warn me

[RetailWorkhorse]

RW, can you do me a favor... find out what your sister is planning so you can warn me

Sure. Hey, EQ, what'cha plannin' for Smiles?

[Evil Queen]

You'll see.

[crazylegs]

You'll see.

Do I need to stock up on crime scene tape?