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    I just had to share this little story from tonight because it is so funny. First a little background about the fellow coworker in question. It is hard to describe J, but I guess the best way to imagine him is to picture a ditzy blonde (no offense to blondes, I am one myself) but imagine a ditzy blonde who is just so incredibly clueless that it hurts to talk to them. That would describe J, except he has black hair, he is also 16. So anyways a few nights ago I told him that I needed brain bleach because of some comments that was just TMI.

    So tonight he was telling me that he told his mom about the comment and she laughed, then he turned to me and said..I am serious you guys, this kid was actually serious when he asked this question, "D, can you buy brain bleach at Wal-Mart"?? I almost busted a gut!!! I told him to call Wal-Mart and ask them how much brain bleach costs, he was seriously going to do it, until I told him "no". He still could not grasp that I was just kidding around. Another example of how clueless this kid is...mind you we are still on the subject of bleach. Here is his next question, "what would happen if you poured bleach on your brain"?? I could not answer him, I had to walk away and just shake my head.

    Now this kid is not dumb, he is a quick learner, training him was easy because he caught on so well, he is fun to be around, mainly for the clueless things he says, but really, he just does NOT THINK before he asks questions that are so left field. He also tends to share information that is just, well should not be shared with people. I won't go into detaills but I am sure you get the idea.

    I thought you guys would get a real laugh out of this as the term "brain bleach" is used here often.

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    Someone needs to point this thread out to Sarlon and Kharde....
    "English is the result of Norman men-at-arms attempting to pick up Saxon barmaids and is no more legitimate than any of the other results."
    - H. Beam Piper

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    • #3
      ...Oh my god! Kharde just found this one!

      Wow... yay Brain Bleach! I wonder if we CAN buy our guild at Wal-mart...

      Least it'd be easy to find a tank...
      Carpe Jugulum : Go for the throat.

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      • #4
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        • #5
          A sixteen-year old boy has minimal blood traveling to his brain (the one in his head). All the blood flows around his stomach and the little brain. Cluelessness is typical of the creature.
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