I got paid to stay home!

[Misanthropical]

No, I wasn't suspended. The IT guys had to take down all the systems me and my friend use to do our jobs, so they can fix a few bugs. Trust me, those bugs drive me nuts.

Anyway, I got paid to stay home tonight while the systems were being fixed.

Did I mention I love my job and boss?

[tsar]

Sorry to be a topper, but I was paid to stay home for 3,5 MONTHS.

Combined non-compete-pay, paid vacation time and sort of handshake, when they let me go.