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    Ok, so I hate my desk. It's a sort of hutch-like thing that will be sure to kill me when the big earthquake hits. There's nowhere to put my feet, and you can't really type on the keyboard when it's in the desk drawer.

    However. There is one perk to this desk. The bottom half of it has two large cabinet sections. One holds my laptop when I'm done for the day. The other...

    Contents of Desk Cabinet of Awesome:

    Ghirardelli Hot Chocolate mix
    Pancake syrup (don't ask)
    A remote-control Dalek
    3 volumes of Hellboy.

    That cabinet along means I have the best desk in this whole building.

    (Hellboy is there because myself and the web designer are both geek girls: she loans me books, I loan her graphic novels and anime. She just finished Sandman, so I'm loaning her Hellboy next)
    "Eventually, everything that you have said becomes everything you will ever say." Eireann

    My pony dolls: http://equestriarags.tumblr.com

  • #2
    Heheeh I want a desk drawer like that.

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    • #3
      Quoth JoitheArtist View Post
      Pancake syrup (don't ask)
      Nope, you mentioned it, so start talking.
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      • #4
        Quoth JoitheArtist View Post
        Ghirardelli Hot Chocolate mix
        Pancake syrup (don't ask)
        A remote-control Dalek
        <slaps self, moves on to the next thread, and tries to get my mind out of the sewer and back to the gutter where it belongs>

        B
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        • #5
          Quoth Bandit View Post
          <slaps self, moves on to the next thread, and tries to get my mind out of the sewer and back to the gutter where it belongs>

          B

          LMAO!!!


          But I am also now curious about the syrup....if its not for pancakes.....?

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          • #6
            *L* I knew that would send minds spinning into the gutter.

            It is for pancakes, of course. I sometimes stash Eggo waffles in the freezer at work. But if I left the syrup out, one of my coworkers would make off with it, so...
            "Eventually, everything that you have said becomes everything you will ever say." Eireann

            My pony dolls: http://equestriarags.tumblr.com

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            • #7
              Quoth JoitheArtist View Post
              Pancake syrup (don't ask)
              There's a wonderful thread in Off Topic that you should check out.
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              • #8
                Quoth Becks View Post
                There's a wonderful thread in Off Topic that you should check out.
                Yeah...all 82 pages of it
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                • #9
                  Quoth JoitheArtist View Post
                  But if I left the syrup out, one of my coworkers would make out with it, so...
                  Edited for my amusement...

                  Man, would that be sticky....

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                  • #10
                    My desk may not be as awesome, but I think it's interesting.

                    Books: Renfield, The Historian, The Lovely Bones, Gods in Alabama

                    A plush dragon named Diarmuid, who guards my desk for me

                    Lots of pictures of my kids

                    A postcard from India

                    A plush moose I was given at Christmas, a little Sally from Nightmare Before Christmas with a rose in her coffin bed, Scheich dark fairy queen, Scheich wolf, some crystals, and a squeezy mummy head that spits goo

                    And one of these in purple: http://www.thinkgeek.com/gadgets/lights/7825/
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                    • #11
                      Quoth Amina516 View Post
                      LMAO!!!


                      But I am also now curious about the syrup....if its not for pancakes.....?
                      Did you ever watch Boston Legal?
                      Labor boards have info on local laws for free
                      HR believes the first person in the door
                      Learn how to go over whackamole bosses' heads safely
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                      • #12
                        Quoth wagegoth View Post
                        The Lovely Bones,
                        Ooooh, I loved that book! Sad, but good.
                        "Eventually, everything that you have said becomes everything you will ever say." Eireann

                        My pony dolls: http://equestriarags.tumblr.com

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                        • #13
                          Joi, I wish I had a coworker I could trade graphic novels with. I've got some great coworkers/work friends, but nobody else reads graphic novels or comics.
                          Labor boards have info on local laws for free
                          HR believes the first person in the door
                          Learn how to go over whackamole bosses' heads safely
                          Document everything
                          CS proves Dunning-Kruger effect

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                          • #14
                            Quoth wagegoth View Post
                            Joi, I wish I had a coworker I could trade graphic novels with. I've got some great coworkers/work friends, but nobody else reads graphic novels or comics.
                            Oh, sad!! I have two coworkers that do, but one is a total poser. *L* He kept going on and on about how V for Vendetta was amazing, it was his favorite, etc. My roommate at the time had a copy of it, so I sat down and read it. I read fast, so it took what, 2 days? I go back to work and strike up a conversation with him about it...yeah, turns out he never finished reading it. He claims he just "reads slow," and was "annotating" his copy. Um...yeah, he'd been talking about it for months. I'm not convinced.
                            But Kat and I have a great time trading emails about Sandman, and I'm looking forward to loaning her Hellboy so I'll have someone to discuss it with!

                            Now if I could just find a co-worker who reads XKCD and I-Mockery...
                            "Eventually, everything that you have said becomes everything you will ever say." Eireann

                            My pony dolls: http://equestriarags.tumblr.com

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                            • #15
                              Best Desk Ever

                              I still remember almost squealing with glee as I saw the desk I would get if I got my current job, back when I interviewed for it. It's a desk constructed out of pure awesome and held together by sticky liquid nerd-goo. The crowning jewel is the Zoidberg action figure I got for Christmas from an online friend.

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