I woke up at midnight with horrible stomach cramping...and more that's probably TMI. I called the nurse advice line and was told I probably either have a virus or food poisoning. So even though my intestines feel like they're full of tiny men with large knives and I end up crying from the pain....I'd rather be here than at work. I joyfully informed my boss that unless he wants me to bake from the toilet, then I can't come in today. God there's something wrong with me

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