30-24-16 in One Fell Swoop. (ranty, you have been warned)

[Imogene]

"So long ... And Thanks for all the Fish!"

So sad that it should come to this,
Lie back and let the planet dissolve a-round you!"

[Aethian]

Sorry to hear about the hours.

I'm hoping for the new hotel for you.

*watches the battle and pulls EQ into a chair and holds out popcorn*

[Evil Queen]

Mine! *stands with bloody battle ax and wearing loincloth*

Oh my.... I do declare. *fans self*

*watches the battle and pulls EQ into a chair and holds out popcorn*

[Broomjockey]

Oh my.... I do declare. *fans self*

*carries EQ off over his shoulder*

[bainsidhe]

Now now, didn't your parents ever teach you to share. And I have family in Nebraska ~goes off to ponder~

[Broomjockey]

Now now, didn't your parents ever teach you to share.

Nope. I was an only child.

[Evil Queen]

"Sharing" and it's concepts are not in my vocabulary.

[Broomjockey]

"Sharing" and it's concepts are not in my vocabulary.

Hey! *shakes EQ in her position slung over a shoulder* Captives don't talk!

[RetailWorkhorse]

Hey! *shakes EQ in her position slung over a shoulder* Captives don't talk!

That's right. Captive don't talk.

They whine.

[Lil Bunny]

*rips off Broom's loin cloth and manages to light the axe on fire*

Never mess with a circus freak, fool!

*escapes with EQ into the depths of the internets*

[Evil Queen]

Woohoo! I've been... Bunny-napped!

[Broomjockey]

*rips off Broom's loin cloth and manages to light the axe on fire*

*is now revealed to be wearing platemail undies (chainmail pinches)* Btw, it's a steel ax. How do you light one of those on fire? Meh *chases bunny with a flaming ax*