Amusing exchange between my cw and I during a slow time

[scroob]

"Do you want decorative wine holders?"
"No, I just want decorative wine."
"How does that work, do you just watch it?"
-Holds CD of wines of the world-"No, you listen to it." *chug chug* "Ah that's 'Chardonnay'"
"Who's that written by?"
"MC Hammered."

Had us laughing for about a week.