Funny story I heard

[Ree]

One of my guys was telling me a story he heard from one of our installers last week.

The guy was sent on a job to do a bathroom floor install.

He had to loosen the toilet to get under it, so the customer asked him if he would mind having a look at the toilet while he was working there.
He told the installer that the toilet had been slow to flush lately, as if it was plugged, or something.

The installer grabbed his plumbing snake and gave it a go.

He pulled up a big wad of stuff.

He said to the guy, "Well, here's you problem. You guys have been flushing sanitary pads and condoms down the toliet."

The guy's eyes got huge and he asked, "What???"

He said, "We built this house. We are the only ones who have ever lived here, and we don't use condoms."

Whoops!!! I think wifey has some 'splainin' to do.

[Rubystars]

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That's not funny. That's horrible.

[Ree]

Well, yeah, it is horrible.
It means the end of a marriage, probably, and I feel bad for the guy, but I happen to detest liars and cheaters, so I find it funny.

[Department stores *sigh*]

personally i find it hilariouse ^^

[toolbert]

personally i find it hilariouse ^^

I concur. Its pretty damn funny. I agree with Ree, cheaters and liars need to get what's coming to them and this...is freaking hillarious.

[strawbabies]

That is quite an unusual way of finding out your spouse is cheating.

[JuniorMintz]

That's not funny. That's horrible.

Says you. I say, bitch had it coming.

[friendofjimmyk]

Well, another possibility - does he have teenaged children? If he does, maybe it's one of them?!?! I know that's probably unlikely!

If it was the wife....bitch got what she deserved. I have zero tolerance for lying and cheating as well!

It is horrible for the husband to discover it this way!

[Ree]

From what I was told, they have no children, (vasectomy) and that was why they didn't use condoms.

[Rapscallion]

Worked for me - had me chuckling.

Rapscallion

[ArenaBoy]

Funny and horrible, but the cheater is getting what she deserves.

[Rahmota]

That was funny in a three stooges meets freddy kreuger way. But still made me laugh.

What a way to find out.

[Becks]

Anyone who thinks flushing condoms and feminine hygeine products is a good idea deserves what they get.

[Antisocial_Worker]

Oh my... All you can do is cringe at hearing that.

[Gypsy-Rose]

Somehow, I think hubby now wishes he had used condoms.

That poor man, what a , well, shitty way to find out.

And truthfully, how stupid can some people be? I seen more lines clogged due to people throwing those types of things down the toilet.