Tragic Waste of Beer

[JoitheArtist]

And THAT is why you use the CRAPPY-tasting beer for your hair!

Sadly, all I had in my fridge was Sam Adams and Newcastle, so poor Sam got sacrificed. But next time I will buy beer specifically for my hair, and get crappy stuff.

But it's seriously the best hair rinse I've found, even better than apple cider vinegar. Yay for beer!

[Jester]

Joi, not at all.

There is (or was) shampoo made with beer, and I am always a proponent of getting the most benefits out of beer that one can.

"But Jester, we would think that you would be horrified by any non-drinking use of beer!"

And THAT is why you use the CRAPPY-tasting beer for your hair!

[JoitheArtist]

MmMmmmm, Sam Adams...good stuff.

Incidentally, washing one's hair with beer gives it a lovely glossy shine! Though I'm sure Jester would consider that a waste of beer, too!

[Jester]

So this case of Sam Adams beer got either left behind or something, it needed to be re-shopped. NS picks it up to move it to the re-shop cart... when the bottom of the case fell open and most of the bottles fell out and shattered on the floor.

NNNOOOO!!!!!

t taste horrible. It smells horrible. And people seem to think the only way to be cool, or to have fun, is to drink that crapjuice.

Beer? Pee-you.

...that stuff is nastiness in a battle/can.

Look, folks, y'all don't like beer. Fine. It's not for you.

But some of us (notably ME) love it.

Do I dog your beverages of choice? No. And I know plenty of you drink coffee, tea, Red Bull, diet sodas, and all other kinds of drinks that I find thoroughly revolting.

You don't like beer. We got it. But please, stop belittling the beverage that is the favorite of many people, and many CSers. You don't like it. Go drink your drinks, and leave our beer (and our obsession) with it alone.

Or I'll spray you all with warm stale Hamm's!

Pabst is not beer.

It is beer. As is Coors, Miller, and Bud.

They are just really BAD beer!

Pabst is alright...if its really really cheap.

It is $1/bottle for PBR at one of my local watering holes during happy hour.

Trust me when I say there are times I am certainly drinking it. And I am not alone! After all, in these bad economic times, there are certain sacrifices that we need to make!

[Jadedcarguy]

Stella Artois

Mmmmm.........

[Salted Grump]

As the joke goes;

The United Kingdom Will Drink Warm, Pissy-tasting Beer.
Canada Will drink Cold, Pissy-tasting beer.
America Will drink Cold, Beery-tasting piss.
Australia Will drink anything with Alcohol in it.

Personally I'm a teetotaler, so I mercilessly mock both my siblings, as well as my dad for their penchant for a variety of beery beers, such as Stella Artois, or Tankhaus.

[PepperElf]

crapjuice

totally depends on the brand in my opinion
big name mass produced US brands = hell no, i'll drink water thanks.

only exception to this is that sometimes michelob puts out some nice holiday beers
and sam adams. they still taste microbrew

mass produced foreign beers like guiness or saporro, i'll drink those...
but ... microbrews are the way to go for me. there's one i really like in virginia but i forgot the name... o well.

[Jadedcarguy]

(Twelve packs are often under 5 bucks)

Ho-lee crippity crap!!!

I got a too-much-beer headache just thinking about that.

[Plaidman]

Because portland is soo ful of /artists, free spirits, retro coolness, hippies, etc etc etc. Since Pabst doesn't avertise, also very cheap. (Twelve packs are often under 5 bucks)

that it just the /cool/ thing to do.

That and Pabst supports alot of cool free things like music, art shows, etc.


That, and alot portlanders just like being drunk. Not all, but alot. We have a crapload of Microbrews here. Heck, I think Portland is in the top 3 in how many microbrews here. Pabst can get ya drunk I think. And its cheap. So lots of beer + Little Money = More time being drunk.

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

Pabst is alright...if its really really cheap. Or better yet, free. Otherwise, ehhhhh.

I'm more of a Leinie's guy myself. Or anything Miller. I won't touch Bud. Gotta support the home team.

OT: I read on Wikipedia that PBR is big in Portland. Why is that, Plaidman?

[Jay 2K Winger]

Wow. I wasn't expecting a total derail like this!

Truth be told, I'm not that much of a drinker, myself. I am one of those people who hasn't really developed a taste for beer or alcohol.

Really, the only alcoholic concoctions I have any taste for are my sister's hot buttered rum, and NyQuil.

o/~ NyQuil, NyQuil, NyQuilll, we love you! You giant fucking Q! o/~

[Peppergirl]

Then you can see my point on people obsession with beer in my city, since people cry over PBR being out.

Literally?

Please tell me not LITERALLY.

If so, you're definitely due for a trip away from that hellhole. Cincinnati ain't the greatest, but I don't think I know of anyone who would CRY over PBR being out.

At least no one I'd ADMIT to knowing.

[Plaidman]

seriously.

I might wail and thrash about if REAL beer got destroyed.

PBR and Coors light definitely don't fall into the 'real beer' category.

Then you can see my point on people obsession with beer in my city, since people cry over PBR being out.

[Peppergirl]

PREACH!!!!

seriously.

I might wail and thrash about if REAL beer got destroyed.

PBR and Coors light definitely don't fall into the 'real beer' category.

[Jadedcarguy]

Pabst is not beer.




That is not beer either.

PREACH!!!!