Tales from the Operating Department *NSFW*

[crazylegs]

How they remain intact would be my major question...

If you're feeling particularly brave (or foolish) type 'Sticky Vicky' into youtube and watch what's inserted into various places.

For those of you who are rather weaker stomachs just don't go looking for the videos, they're NASTY!

[Geek King]

Geek King, thanks for that site. I haven't laughed so hard all month.

No Problem. Just keep an eye open for Some Dude and Two Dudes if you happen to be SOCMOB-ing some evening.

[prb]

http://www.well.com/user/cynsa/cement.html

Under general anesthesia, the anus was dilated and two Foley catheters were inserted alongside the rectal mass to relieve suction. A concrete case of the rectum was delivered without incident. The rectal mucosa was intact with a hyperemic and edematous appearance.
The patient was kept overnight and discharged uneventfully the following morning. The attending physician recommended a psychiatric consultation, but the patient declined.

http://www.well.com/user/cynsa/newpiles.html#fig
(a) Pepper pot in the rectum. On removal it was found to be inscribed 'A present from Margate' (Dr. L.S. Carstairs, Royal Northern Hospital, London.)
(b) A screwdriver with a plastic handle. (Dr. A.K. Sharma, Agra, India.)
(c) A live shell, which needed careful handling.

[Dreamstalker]

Some Dude is also apparently forcing people to bid on ebay...this is done after beating them up and stealing their password I guess.

[Amina516]

Im not sure how I missed this thread before. LOL.

I also work in an Operating Department.

Things in anus's that I personally witnessed include:

deodorant spray can
shampoo bottle
taper candles
votive candles
The still vibrating dildo (that one required am abdominal surgery to remove)
the original - cucumber (more times than I can count!)

We also had a drink stirrer that "slipped" up the urethra and settled in the bladder.

Also, items that had been removed but they patients now had anal tears that had to be surgically repaired (one I can remember is that a guy "fell" on a bike handle in the shower)

Also this man, I wanted to believe him, but it was hard. He came into the ER with anal tears and said that a pit bull tried to rape him. But he had no claw, scratch marks or bites anywhere on his body. I thought that dogs did not have sex for pleasure, so with this guy bending over fresh out the shower, it wouldnt have enticed the dog to go for a ride would it?

I do love my job at times. Makes for good party stories.

[JLRodgers]

I thought that dogs did not have sex for pleasure, so with this guy bending over fresh out the shower, it wouldnt have enticed the dog to go for a ride would it?

They try to hump anything that moves even after fixed sometimes.... girl dogs too ( ours would try and get in the position [just backwards] with the boys to show them what to do).

But I would've thought there would've been something on him, even some red scratch marks.

[Becks]

You know, even the stuff mentioned in this thread doesn't surprise me.