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Too normal looking. More like this:Quoth mandaliz8704 View PostYou mean something like this here?
Because the crazy has to come across visually.
The Rich keep getting richer because they keep doing what it was that made them rich. Ditto the Poor.
"Hy kan tell dey is schmot qvestions, dey is makink my head hurt."
Hoc spatio locantur.Comment
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Photoshop in some more freak-factor. I still don't think it quite captures the insanity of GK's stalker."I'm working for popcorn - what I get paid doesn't rise to the level of peanuts." -Courtesy of Darkwish
...Beware the voice without a face...Comment
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What about this one?Attached Files"I'll probably come round and steal the food out of your fridge later too, then run a key down the side of your car as I walk away from your house, which I've idly set ablaze" - Mil MillingtonComment
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This text seemed to fit the picture better.Attached FilesComment
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Talked to the police today. Apparently she's been calling during the day and harassing our client looking for me as well. So cops involved now. ><
Client was able to wring a name and telephone number out of her, which let me get her address, so now the cops know who, where and when. An officer is suppose to give me a call back later with an update after they go have a chat with her.
Oi.Comment
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(Damn. I'm out of Homestyle and Kettle. And our airpopper's MIA
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Any day you're looking down at the dirt instead of up at the dirt is a good day.Comment
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I love my roommate (TimTheInsane here on the forums). We were talking about the stalker situation when this little bit ensued.
T=Tim
M=Me
T: Somehow I just see this ending badly...
M: For who?
T: The police, they've got a raving psychotic on their hands.
M: On the bright, side I get the feeling she's not smart enough to work a gun, even if it literally is Point and Click.
T: The pointing can be a bit hard admittedly, but she's at least smart enough to work a phone, that's at least 10 numbers.
M: She does seem to have a short attention span however. They could just throw something shiny in there.
T: Like a phone...
M: I was thinking more along the lines of a Canadian equivalent to a penny.
T: WAIT! That's how they can get her! I can see it now, the police lure her using a loudspeaker with Gravekeepers voice. They lure her outside into a giant mouse trap!Pretend there's something here that sounds insightful, but is really just some pseudo-intellectual bull.Comment
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Well I didn't know if they were called something else and I didn't want to assume, and was in a kind of lazy mood so I didn't want to look it up.Quoth Broomjockey View PostPretend there's something here that sounds insightful, but is really just some pseudo-intellectual bull.Comment
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If they did use a penny as bait, that would turn the police into a profit centre. After all, it's a 100 fold return on investment if you expend a penny to collect a loonie.Any fool can piss on the floor. It takes a talented SC to shit on the ceiling.Comment
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Quoth wolfie View Post
I actually got that joke! 
(i'm sometimes slow on the uptake. okay? 
) Thanks for the laugh!
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Quoth wolfie View Post
Anyways, best of luck to you, Gravekeeper. Lets hope that the law can talk a little sense into her..."Kamala the Ugandan Giant" 1950-2020 • "Bullet" Bob Armstrong 1939-2020 • "Road Warrior Animal" 1960-2020 • "Zeus" Tiny Lister Jr. 1958-2020 • "Hacksaw" Butch Reed 1954-2021 • "New Jack" Jerome Young 1963-2021 • "Mr. Wonderful" Paul Orndorff 1949-2021 • "Beautiful" Bobby Eaton 1958-2021 • Daffney 1975-2021Comment
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Hey GK... can I have her number? I'll call her and keep her entertained.
Fixing problems... one broken customer at a time.Comment
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I swear to Gord it's not me.
But when I find out who it IS....
*taps a baseball bat against her palm menacingly*Comment
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