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  • #1

    I don't have the worst job...

    It is cold out today, the snow is still lying on the ground, and while walking to the local supermarket, I see a guy in a Homer Simpson costume standing on a street corner, holding a sign saying, 'Relocation sale --->' and waving at passing cars.

    I thought to my self, 'I don't have the worst job in the world. That guy does.'
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    Even worse, there this person that is on our street that stands dressed as the Statue of Liberty for Tax Preparation place.
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    • #3
      Quoth XXDarrienX View Post
      Even worse, there this person that is on our street that stands dressed as the Statue of Liberty for Tax Preparation place.
      They make those poor guys stand out in the rain here. In freezing temps.

      Mom said she was not going to take her taxes to someone that treats their employees like that.

      Poor guys.
      Now a member of that alien race called Management.

      Yeah, you see that right. Pink. Harness.

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      • #4
        I'm suddenly reminded of when I was last in TN. When I went to meet Sarlon with Mom and Dad, we drove by someone dressed like a pink piggy. It was September in northern TN. A little on the warm side then....
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        • #5
          Quoth RetailWorkhorse View Post
          They make those poor guys stand out in the rain here. In freezing temps.

          Mom said she was not going to take her taxes to someone that treats their employees like that.

          Poor guys.
          Your mom should call them and tell them that.
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          • #6
            I DID tell them that back in Elizabethton. They just looked at me like I was some sorta weirdo. but then, that was last year when it was nice out.

            Okay, so it's nice NOW, too. But that's a good idea, when they drop another bag to "entice" us to use it (they've been showing up at work) I'll tell them.
            Now a member of that alien race called Management.

            Yeah, you see that right. Pink. Harness.

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            • #7
              Then again, these people know what they are getting into when they apply for and *accept* the job.

              Not feeling it.
              I'm bringing disdain back...with a vengeance.

              Oh, and your tool box called...you got out again.

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              • #8
                At this point, I'd be utterly ecstatic if I got a job doing that.

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