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  • #1

    woohoo toilet paper

    not sure what this would be under, so if it needs movin, then go at it.

    im not sure if its the stores fault or the company's fault. we have a week long sale this week that if you spend a certain amount of money on certain items featured in the flier you get a 6pk of toilet paper free. (specific 6pk) the problem is, they sent us one box. one box of the toilet paper.maybe 10 packages in the box, maybe. and they were all gone by 5pm last night, the first day of the sale. so i had to substitute 4 packs instead, and we are running low on those too. now who's fault ours or the company. it could be said we didn't order properly, but the same thing happened to my moms store.

    it sucks because we cant write rain checks for the 6pk, because we don't normally carry it. luckily no one has complained about it yet

    but seriously too....i saw so many people buying 2- 8 packs of bounty basic(sucks) paper towels, and buying this t.p.

    what do these people do with all this?? i see people load up almost weekly on this crap, do they eat it? seriously. lol
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  • #2
    I don't want to get gross or nothin' BUT when wiping after a "poopy" a lot of people use up wad after wad of toilet paper till their bung hole is free of "hershey stains"...lol.

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    • #3
      Quoth Bright_Star View Post
      I don't want to get gross or nothin' BUT when wiping after a "poopy" a lot of people use up wad after wad of toilet paper till their bung hole is free of "hershey stains"...lol.
      tis true.

      but its funny and scary at the same time to watch people bulk up on sale items, as if the world was going to end.

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      • #4
        It's a necessity, and it's non-perishable. May as well get lots when it's cheap.
        Seshat's self-help guide:
        1. Would you rather be right, or get the result you want?
        2. If you're consistently getting results you don't want, change what you do.
        3. Deal with the situation you have now, however it occurred.
        4. Accept the consequences of your decisions.

        "All I want is a pretty girl, a decent meal, and the right to shoot lightning at fools." - Anders, Dragon Age.

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        • #5
          On our last truck, we got a metric kilo-fuckton of toilet paper in. Seriously, I've never seen so much of it come in at once.

          But hardly any of it was stuff that was currently on sale. We only got a couple cases of that, and they went pretty quickly.

          People are starting to complain that they have to go to Wally World to buy their toilet paper because we're always out. Blame the DC, who can't seem to figure out which stores are having TP fly off their shelves, and which stores are just sitting on it.

          They also complain we don't issue rainchecks on toilet paper. That seems stupid to me. When you need TP, you need it NOW and you will just get it someplace else, or else you're wiping your butt with Q-Tips or something.
          Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

          "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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          • #6
            Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh View Post
            They also complain we don't issue rainchecks on toilet paper. That seems stupid to me. When you need TP, you need it NOW and you will just get it someplace else, or else you're wiping your butt with Q-Tips or something.
            But stocking up on it when it's a good price is never a waste.

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            • #7
              My ex could get through a roll (a whole roll) of TP in a day.

              Yer, you read that right.
              A PSA, if I may, as well as another.

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              • #8
                Once a month I tend to use more than normal... I suspect most women of the appropriate age do.

                But a whole roll a day? Nooo....
                Seshat's self-help guide:
                1. Would you rather be right, or get the result you want?
                2. If you're consistently getting results you don't want, change what you do.
                3. Deal with the situation you have now, however it occurred.
                4. Accept the consequences of your decisions.

                "All I want is a pretty girl, a decent meal, and the right to shoot lightning at fools." - Anders, Dragon Age.

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                • #9
                  Quoth crazylegs View Post
                  My ex could get through a roll (a whole roll) of TP in a day.

                  Yer, you read that right.


                  How? Only thing I can think of if someone had to go #2 all day long & said bowl movements were messy each & every time...yuck...lol.

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                  • #10
                    Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh View Post
                    On our last truck, we got a metric kilo-fuckton of toilet paper in. Seriously, I've never seen so much of it come in at once.

                    But hardly any of it was stuff that was currently on sale. We only got a couple cases of that, and they went pretty quickly.

                    People are starting to complain that they have to go to Wally World to buy their toilet paper because we're always out. Blame the DC, who can't seem to figure out which stores are having TP fly off their shelves, and which stores are just sitting on it.

                    They also complain we don't issue rainchecks on toilet paper. That seems stupid to me. When you need TP, you need it NOW and you will just get it someplace else, or else you're wiping your butt with Q-Tips or something.
                    i dont know if its the DC's fault but, there's this other problem we have. we cant get any of our own brand of soap (2 packs) its been oos(out of stock ) for at least a month

                    luckily i haven't heard of any meltdowns that we don't have the 6 pack. didn't get any in on delivery Tuesday, maybe Friday. doubt it though

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                    • #11
                      Guess what was on today's truck? THE GODDAMN TOILET PAPER THAT WAS ON SALE LAST WEEK THAT WE NEEDED LAST WEEK.

                      Lots of it too. Enough to completely fill up the shelves with some backstock left over.

                      Once again the DC leaves us a day late and a dollar short. Brav-o.
                      Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

                      "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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                      • #12
                        Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh View Post
                        Guess what was on today's truck? THE GODDAMN TOILET PAPER THAT WAS ON SALE LAST WEEK THAT WE NEEDED LAST WEEK.

                        Lots of it too. Enough to completely fill up the shelves with some backstock left over.

                        Once again the DC leaves us a day late and a dollar short. Brav-o.
                        prob wont happen to us. its not an item we actually carry

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                        • #13
                          Quoth Bright_Star View Post
                          How?
                          Never worked it out, not while I was living with her, and certainly not since I've left!
                          A PSA, if I may, as well as another.

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                          • #14
                            Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh View Post
                            Guess what was on today's truck? THE GODDAMN TOILET PAPER THAT WAS ON SALE LAST WEEK THAT WE NEEDED LAST WEEK.

                            Lots of it too. Enough to completely fill up the shelves with some backstock left over.

                            Once again the DC leaves us a day late and a dollar short. Brav-o.

                            That made me spit out my soda..... onto the laptop
                            My medical conditions include: Autism, Cerebral Palsy, Epilepsy, Dyslexia, and Bipolar Depression

                            Deal with it.

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                            • #15
                              Quoth wchristopher View Post
                              That made me spit out my soda..... onto the laptop
                              Rule #1 strikes again. Sorry. *hands a roll of tp*
                              Ba'al: I'm a god. Gods are all-knowing.

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