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On one of the bulletin boards in the break room, they now have these posters that describe the certain kinds of apparel we sell.
They broke down our apparel offerings into various categories, created a male and female character for each category and described their interests, occupations, and preferred stores to shop at.
I tell you, it took everything I had to keep from defacing those things, they were so funny? My favorites:
-the girl from our "young atttitudes" category, Emma. Her write up began "She is fun, impuslive, and knows she is cute." How I wanted to cross out the word "cute" and write "jailbait", because that pretty much what the description lead to.
-the older lady Catharine from one of the other categories, who was supposedly an artist-type and was wearing a blouse that lookd to have been made from a bedsheet or something, it was so hideous. I wanted to change her write-up to read "Catharine dresses like a blind hobo on laundry day"
Anybody else see any unintentionally funny posters at work?
They broke down our apparel offerings into various categories, created a male and female character for each category and described their interests, occupations, and preferred stores to shop at.
I tell you, it took everything I had to keep from defacing those things, they were so funny? My favorites:
-the girl from our "young atttitudes" category, Emma. Her write up began "She is fun, impuslive, and knows she is cute." How I wanted to cross out the word "cute" and write "jailbait", because that pretty much what the description lead to.
-the older lady Catharine from one of the other categories, who was supposedly an artist-type and was wearing a blouse that lookd to have been made from a bedsheet or something, it was so hideous. I wanted to change her write-up to read "Catharine dresses like a blind hobo on laundry day"
Anybody else see any unintentionally funny posters at work?
I AM the evil bastard!
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