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  • #16
    I used to get those things occasionally when I waited tables.

    I was never annoyed by them, unless they were IN LIEU of a proper tip. Then I and swore.

    I told one of them, "Yeah, well Jesus loves GOOD TIPPERS, so you might wanna re-think some things!"

    I'm surprised I didn't get fired.
    "So, if you wanna put places like that outta business, just stop being so rock-chewingly stupid." ~ Raudf, 9/19/13

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    • #17
      Quoth wolfie View Post
      I remember a few years back the eco-pushers were running a "What would Jesus drive?" campaign. Naturally, I applied logic to the situation.

      He lived in a sparsely-populated area without hard surface roads.
      Before He took up preaching, He was a carpenter like His adoptive father.

      Obviously, Jesus would drive a full-size 4x4 pickup.

      But it would run by the grace of God?
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      • #18
        Quoth Amina516 View Post
        You guys, are ALL wrong.

        Jesus loves the little children. Especially the red, yellow, black and white ones.

        duh.

        So going to hell for this one, but I don't care!
        "Honestly officer, he asked for a shot and I gave him one. Why do you need the handcuffs?" - MannersMakethMan

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        • #19
          Quoth Broomjockey View Post
          Right. I'm gonna get in trouble somewhere, somehow for this comment, but phfeh.
          yup

          Quoth Broomjockey View Post
          "ZOMG! Jesus supports Communisim?!?!"

          I believe the "red" is in reference to the indigenous peoples of what is now known as the north and south american continents.....
          Honestly.... the image of that in my head made me go "AWESOME!"..... and then I remembered I am terribly strange.-Red dazes

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          • #20
            Quoth BlaqueKatt View Post
            I believe the "red" is in reference
            Believe it or not. I actually did know that. Faked stupidity can be funny. Actual stupidity tends to be less so. That's why my comment was humorous. But thank you for trying.
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            • #21
              So Jesus loves me? Well, he doesn't know me that well, does he!

              (How can someone who only *hypothetically* lived 2000 years ago love anyone? IF he ever existed, he'd be so much compost by now. And compost doesn't love anyone!)
              I will not be pushed, stamped, filed, indexed, briefed, debriefed, or numbered. My life is my own. --#6

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              • #22
                Quoth Captain Trips View Post
                (How can someone who only *hypothetically*
                Sigh. Here we are, having fun, and then someone goes and makes a huge Fratching statement like that. Joy. Fine. Everyone, time to quit and focus just on the OP.
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                • #23
                  I've lost track of the OP...

                  ... Oh right, you know, in all my time in the US I never saw one of these "Jesus loves you" fliers, I still don't believe they exist.
                  If I dropped everybody who occasionally said something stupid from my list of potential partners, I wouldn’t even be able to masturbate

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                  • #24
                    I've seen a few around my campus. My BF started collecting Chick tracts he found on campus as well.

                    He ended up getting a number that were left behind by my last roommate after she moved out...
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                    • #25
                      Quoth Captain Trips View Post
                      <snippit>lived 2000 years ago love anyone?
                      Zombies.

                      Explained that one, didn't it?

                      Or vampires. Take your pick.
                      Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester

                      Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z

                      Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart

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                      • #26
                        Quoth Evil Queen View Post
                        Zombies.

                        Explained that one, didn't it?
                        Yes we know those exist. Their were some in Austin recently!

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                        • #27
                          Quoth SG15Z View Post
                          Yes we know those exist. Their were some in Austin recently!
                          Don't forget the Raptors.
                          Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester

                          Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z

                          Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart

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                          • #28
                            Quoth Evil Queen View Post
                            Don't forget the Raptors.
                            Raptors?! Whoa what did I miss?!

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                            • #29
                              I think it was in Cyprus, actually. Someone got the idea a week or two after the Zombies. Cyprus had a Raptor attack.
                              Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester

                              Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z

                              Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart

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                              • #30
                                Okay just did a Google search, it was Carmel, Indiana. Still funny! So what's next? Gargoyles in New York?

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