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    Wow...I'm Just Evil These Days....

    After the layoffs and everyone came back, then they fired all the temps but kept a few too many worthless people......suffice it to say I have been fed up lately with people not doing their work, like always, and my shift leads and boss doing nothing about it.

    Now I'm just starting to be pure evil and cruel.

    That annoying couple at work......well, last night, the girl was wandering around on her way for the umpteenth time to go talk to her lovekins, and my coworker Michelle leaned over towards me and whispered "She looks pregnant.....take a good look at her when she walks back to her station...IF she ever goes back!"

    I took my look, and then I said "Wouldn't it be nice if she was? At least then we'd be rid of her for at least six weeks!"

    Yeah, it's mean to assume women are pregnant....and it wasn't nice of me to get giddy at the thought of her being out of work for a while...but I can't help it. I don't care. I hate her and her stupid boyfriend. They both should have been fired months ago when they first started causing problems by not working and talking all night long, and the shiftleads should ALL get a verbal asslashing for turning a blind eye towards them and other lazy people but coming down hard like steel balls on people like ME when I go ask Michelle for a piece of gum or talk to the person next to me while I work, because I ALWAYS make quota or damn near close to it and there is no way those lazy worthless shits can say the same thing.
    You really need to see a neurologist. - Wagegoth
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    Your standard for evil is appallingly low. No, seriously. That's not evil. Hoping she's pregnant so she gets time off and you don't have to deal with her?

    Now, if you wished she'd get a pair of broken legs, that's starting to be evil.

    Actually going out and breaking her legs. THAT is evil. You? Not so evil.

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    • #3
      I agree, that is not evil in any way.
      Quote Dalesys:
      ... as in "Ifn thet dawg comes at me, Ima gonna shutz ma panz!"

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      • #4
        no evil would be telling her she looks pregnant and she wasnt

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        • #5
          I disagree. TOTALLY evil. For the child anyway.
          "All I've ever learned from love was how to shoot somebody who out-drew ya"

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          • #6
            Definitely not evil.

            Now, if you had said that you hope she was pregnant AND has a miscarriage, that would be evil. (But only a little.) Hoping that she has nightmares for the rest of her life after a miscarriage or abortion, that would be evil. Sending an anonymous message to the boyfriend suggesting that the baby's not his, that would be cruel (but not necessarily evil).
            "I look at the stars. It's a clear night and the Milky Way seems so near. That's where I'll be going soon. "We are all star stuff." I suddenly remember Delenn's line from Joe's script. Not a bad prospect. I am not afraid. In the meantime, let me close my eyes and sense the beauty around me. And take that breath under the dark sky full of stars. Breathe in. Breathe out. That's all."
            -Mira Furlan

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            • #7
              Well what if I said that if she WERE pregnant, that is going to be the ugliest baby/child to ever exist....the dog probably won't even go near it!
              You really need to see a neurologist. - Wagegoth

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              • #8
                Evil would be dropping a note to the higher ups(above yoru bosses) with a list of times and dates they spend not working and mentioning how your bosses turn a blind eye to such behavior.

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                • #9
                  Quoth blas87 View Post
                  Well what if I said that if she WERE pregnant, that is going to be the ugliest baby/child to ever exist
                  There's a difference between evil, and mean. Common mistake.
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                  • #10
                    Notes/dates/times you say? I'll have to make a seperate thread about that. But if you want the short story, the boss already knows all about that. He doesn't care. Neither do any of the shiftleads. I already made a post about that in Morons in Management ("There's Nothing I Can Do About It")
                    You really need to see a neurologist. - Wagegoth

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                    • #11
                      Quoth blas87 View Post
                      ("There's Nothing I Can Do About It")
                      I remember that one! He's a dick. And not the useful kind.
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                      • #12
                        I think I would've said "Really? I hope the baby isn't stupid, like her mother."

                        Yeah, I know, barely moves the needle on the evil scale. But satisfying.
                        Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

                        "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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                        • #13
                          Evil, t'witched, mean green & g'nadsty
                          Don't step on my ass, Sam...

                          (apologies to Steppenwolf)
                          I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
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                          • #14
                            Quoth blas87 View Post
                            Well what if I said that if she WERE pregnant, that is going to be the ugliest baby/child to ever exist....the dog probably won't even go near it!
                            depends. is that evil or honest?

                            now diabolical would be to sneak over to her house and pin-prick all of her condoms to ensure she gets pregnant....

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