Support from the stall a.k.a. nothing is off limits

[draggar]

I was heading to the bathroom and as I was walking in someone walking by said hi to me. No big deal.

I go into the bathroom and do what people do in the bathroom and then I hear a voice from one of the stalls..

Draggar, is that you?

Um, yes?

I need some help with my computer.

(My twisted sense of humor comes in)
Right now? (note - he is still in the stall)

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...
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Um, can you come see me in a few minutes?

OK..

[Yurimaru]

That's so uncomfortable... I had one of our SalesReps come into the bathroom, ask "Yurimaru, are you in here?"

"Yes..."

"I got these mousepad samples back from the factory.. Didn't they turn out nice?"

And she shoved them under the stall, waving them around by my feet...

(Thinking) So... this couldn't wait two minutes until I finished? The mousepad was so epically beautiful that it could not be held back for one moment longer?

[BlaqueKatt]

"I got these mousepad samples back from the factory.. Didn't they turn out nice?"

And she shoved them under the stall, waving them around by my feet...

I would've reached for it with a "hey thanks, we seem to be out of paper....."

but then I'm really evil like that

[draggar]

I would've reached for it with a "hey thanks, we seem to be out of paper....."

but then I'm really evil like that

I don't think anyone can top that one.

[Salted Grump]

Another line. 'Here, let me update that graphic for you' While reaching for it.

[marlovino]

I would have just peed on them. But that is just me. I do not like to be interrupted mid stream.

[PepperElf]

just start having really noisy ... well you know.
like "Who does number 2 work for?" level sounds

they'll get the picture