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  • Another damn lie...

    We'll just file this one below "The check is in the mail," "Click here to remove your name from our mailing list," and "I promise not to come in your mouth."

    It's "This year we're cutting back on patio furniture."

    I mean, that's what management told us, the buyers were planning to cut back on their orders. The economy sucks and people aren't spending on luxury purchases such as patio furniture.

    So what's been coming in on our last four trucks or so? Patio furniture. Lots and lots of patio furniture. Tables, umbrellas, umbrella stands and side tables. And chairs. Big stacks and boxes full of chairs.

    Result: we end up having to spend half the day rearranging backstock so everything can be kept together, because inventory is less than two weeks away.

    We'll be sitting on patio furniture in September as we're setting up Christmas. It happens every year. I don't know what possessed me to think this year would be any different.
    Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

    "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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    Buyers: But Irv, we did cut back on our orders! Last year we sent you 2345 patio chairs, and this year we sent 2340! It's less! We didn't lie!
    "We guard the souls in heaven; we don't horse-trade them!" Samandrial in Supernatural

    RIP Plaidman.

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    • #3
      pfft. That's nothing. 3 months ago I read in the company newsletter from our CEO that "cutting hours on the front end durings these hard economic times is the wrong thing to do". And what do they do? Yep they cut hours on the front end big time!! So much so longs lines are now the norm at all hours of the day. *sigh* I give up.

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      • #4
        I personaly liked:

        "To better serve our customers, our general customer service team will no longer operate 24/7, and now be available between the hours of 5 am and 10 PM daily.

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        • #5
          The website for MA unemployment (online claim processing; all you do is enter an identifier) is only available from 7AM-7PM daily

          I didn't know websites had operating hours...
          "I am quite confident that I do exist."
          "Excuse me, I'm making perfect sense. You're just not keeping up." The Doctor

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