TIME for spelling lessons

[Department stores *sigh*]

amusing tidbit from today... Wandering through babies wear im reading out new signs. Everything has to do with TIME. Signs said stuff like 'foodTIME funTIME' etc etc

I got to the safety section and did a double take as my friend standing there says 'look at this sign.....'

'safteyTIME'

we get our new signs in a week but till then we got about 12 feet of these signs up

(didnt know if i should post this because i know my own spelling is HORRIBLE)

[powerboy]

Where does the spelling lessons come in at?

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

Where does the spelling lessons come in at?

The word "safety" was mispelled.

Anyhoo, with the twisted bunch I've worked with in the backroom over the years, "safetytime" has a new and disgusting meaning to me.

[Seanette]

The word "safety" was mispelled.

Anyhoo, with the twisted bunch I've worked with in the backroom over the years, "safetytime" has a new and disgusting meaning to me.

Is this anything the rest of us *want* to know about?

[bendertiger]

ANNNNNNND to save costs, for BOTH music and hardware, "Hammertime".

[friendofjimmyk]

ANNNNNNND to save costs, for BOTH music and hardware, "Hammertime".

*breaks out in running man dance*

Doo do do do, do do, do do - you can't touch this

Fresh new kicks and pants
You got it like that now you know you wanna dance
So move out of your seat
And get a fly girl and catch this beat
While it's rollin' hold on pump a little bit
And let me know it's going on like that like that
Cold on a mission so pull on back
Let 'em know that you're too much
And this is a beat uh u can't touch

U can't touch this
Look man u can't touch this
You'll probably get hyped boy
'Cause you know you can't u can't touch this
Ring the bell school's back in break it down
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) (x4)
Stop Hammer time
(Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2)
(Oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh)
(Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) u can't touch this (x3)
(Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) break it down
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) (x2)
Stop Hammer time

Every time you see me that Hammer's just so hype
I'm dope on the floor and I'm magic on the mic
Now why would I ever stop doing this
With others makin' records that just don't hit
I toured around the world from London to the BAY
It's Hammer go Hammer
mc hammer yo hammer and the rest can go and play

U can't touch this (oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2)
U can't touch this (oh-oh oh-oh-oh)
Yeah u can't touch this
I told you u can't touch this (oh-oh oh-oh-oh)
Too hype can't touch this
Get me outta here u can't touch this
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)

[Oh dear lord, I apologize for that! Feeling a bit funky today!!!]

*breaks out into sprinkler*

[Becks]

'safteyTIME'

I've pretty much closed my mind to misspellings at work. It keeps me saner.

Anyhoo, with the twisted bunch I've worked with in the backroom over the years, "safetytime" has a new and disgusting meaning to me.

Well, now I want details. Too tantalizing to be left in the dark on this one.

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

Okay, since some of you asked, the guys in the backroom liked to play the safety game.

Which, for those of you who lead sheltered lives , means that when you fart, you must say "safety" before somebody else says "doorknob". If somebody says "doorknob" before you say "safety", they get to keep punching you until you touch a doorknob.

And there aren't many doorknobs in the backroom.

[Broomjockey]

wow, that's kinda not nice. I'd do okay though, 'cause most of mine are the horrific SBD's! BWAH AHAHAHA!!!

[AFpheonix]

Do a lot of crop dusting, Broom Jockey?