Not sure where this goes, but I think maybe here.
So... I've been a very very bad Silver.
I get these telemarketers at work... And I've been doing things to torture them (and yes, it IS manager approved)
I do it to these *insert phone company name that leads with the color of the sun*
They call some of my accounts every. single. day.
And they are running a scam now. Fun.
I have...
Told them my name is Fernando. (Keeping in mind that I am a Caucasian GIRL with no accent other than PERHAPS a SLIGHT Southern one)
Told them that my name is Fifi.
Asked to talk to a manager then put them on hold to see how long they would stay there.
Told them that I'd "be right back" then again put them on hold to see how long they'd stay there.
Sung the "Do Your Ears Hang Low" song to them as soon as they said hi, then brightly told them to "Have a nice day"
I need new ideas!!!!
My Dad's suggestion was acting on the phone like the person that they asked for has died and starting to cry.
Any ideas? Or am I just too too much of a bad person?
So... I've been a very very bad Silver.
I get these telemarketers at work... And I've been doing things to torture them (and yes, it IS manager approved)
I do it to these *insert phone company name that leads with the color of the sun*
They call some of my accounts every. single. day.
And they are running a scam now. Fun.
I have...
Told them my name is Fernando. (Keeping in mind that I am a Caucasian GIRL with no accent other than PERHAPS a SLIGHT Southern one)
Told them that my name is Fifi.
Asked to talk to a manager then put them on hold to see how long they would stay there.
Told them that I'd "be right back" then again put them on hold to see how long they'd stay there.
Sung the "Do Your Ears Hang Low" song to them as soon as they said hi, then brightly told them to "Have a nice day"
I need new ideas!!!!
My Dad's suggestion was acting on the phone like the person that they asked for has died and starting to cry.
Any ideas? Or am I just too too much of a bad person?
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