And you thought you had a bad day...

[crazylegs]

A friend of a friend works in a psyc hospital, they related a story via our mutual chum.

They were feeding one of the patients and turned their head to look over their shoulder, immediately turned back to find the patient had just the tinest corner of the napkin hanging from their mouth.

The next door they opened had a chap behind. Said chap had his hand held out flat with a poo on it, at which point he asked "What do I do with this?"

All I can say is that I'm pleased I have training today!

[WhiteRose]

at least the poo-man didn't try to eat it...

that's a good point, right?

[Sheldonrs]

When I worked as a nursing asst. and a resident facility for the dev. disabled, we used to get things like that everyday. Including the poo. One lady would try to hand you things all the time. Sometimes it was poo, sometimes a spider. You just learned to not take anything from her.

[WhiteRose]

one of my friends that works in a disabled home told me that they weren't allowed to restrain people who decided to mate, even if it were in the middle of the living room....even in the middle of a crowded room with kids...not a place i'd like to work, i don't think...