That probably didn't look good...

[Food Lady]

So the other day I went out to salesfloor to do something or other and forgot to grab a walkie. Fortunately, I walked past L, who did have a walkie, as the front end was calling for me. He heard it and tried to pull it out of the holder, but it was stuck. I couldn't get it out either, so without thinking about it, I bent down to tell his cargo pocket that I'd be right there. That's when I remembered there are cameras everywhere.

[Sheldonrs]

So? You're in retail. It's not the first dick you've talked to.

[JoitheArtist]

So? You're in retail. It's not the first dick you've talked to.

*snorts water all over her computer*

Damn you, Sheldonrs!

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

So? You're in retail. It's not the first dick you've talked to.

It won't be the last either!

[Sheldonrs]

It won't be the last either!

True. They just keep cu..er..coming.

[morgana]

So? You're in retail. It's not the first dick you've talked to.

Maybe not even the first one today . . .

[WhiteRose]

you sure she wasn't trying to talk to the ass NOT in management instead?

[Food Lady]

How did I know this thread would go south and Sheldon and Irv would be involved? I was talking to the pocket by his KNEE.

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

How did I know this thread would go south and Sheldon and Irv would be involved? I was talking to the pocket by his KNEE.

1. Just one more service I offer.
2. Close enough.

[Food Lady]

1. Just one more service I offer. 2. Close enough.

*sigh*

[WhiteRose]

and come on, even knees need to be talked to once in a while...which reminds me, I need to talk to my rosebush...

^ not as weird as it sounds...my grammy got this plant that her acquaintance had a hard time getting to flower, and within three weeks of talking to it it started blooming beautifully...

[Food Lady]

I apologize to my plants, for neglecting them.