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OK, so one of our guests left a business card, it's obviously fake, but still funny as hell.
on the front it says
Ottis Dillrod
555-5555
"you call we haul"
and on the back it says (exact spelling left in tact)
"Seduction, w/o bennefit of renumeration (correct word- remuneration), vasoline or kissing -- is tantamount to rape.
(minimum 3rd degree felony- minimum zero to 5 years in prison).
So if you are going to take advantage of my innocense, use grease, money, or at least kiss me."
on the front it says
Ottis Dillrod
555-5555
"you call we haul"
and on the back it says (exact spelling left in tact)
"Seduction, w/o bennefit of renumeration (correct word- remuneration), vasoline or kissing -- is tantamount to rape.
(minimum 3rd degree felony- minimum zero to 5 years in prison).
So if you are going to take advantage of my innocense, use grease, money, or at least kiss me."
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