Guy with purple hair.

[tinamarble88]

Ok so I see a guy parked in front of my store. From far away, he looks like an old lady. He had like old lady hair, but it's purple. My co-worker is making him a double espresso. I don't recall, but I think I even asked, "What are you making her?" I go up to charge the man and I had no idea he was a man until I saw his arms and his masculine voice. I was dumbfounded. I can't believe I thought it was a woman. Now, don't get me wrong, I have nothing against people who want to look different or whatever. It's just funny how I thought he was an old woman until I walked up to the counter and it was a middle aged man with old lady purple hair.

[Food Lady]

My CW (around 16 or 17) has green hair. Today a customer asked me if CW did that to commemorate the Packers. I said I didn't know--probably just because my CW is a teen. I then had to add that I don't care a thing about football. My customer asked, "Are you American??" LOL

When I think about it, I'm American enough, but maybe I don't belong here. A football-hatin' vegetarian in Wisconsin?? I'm like an alien in these parts!

[PCGameGuy]

Yeah, if your purple hair is giving off the 'old lady dye job' vibe, it probably isn't working how you want, I'd think.

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

When I think about it, I'm American enough, but maybe I don't belong here. A football-hatin' vegetarian in Wisconsin?? I'm like an alien in these parts!

We've found a witch. May we burn her?

[Anriana]

When I think about it, I'm American enough, but maybe I don't belong here. A football-hatin' vegetarian in Wisconsin?? I'm like an alien in these parts!

Move to Seattle or Portland. They are the vegetarian oasises here.

Did you come from another country or just mean you feel out of place around so many omnis? The only country I know of with a higher percentage of vegetarians than America is India so if you're from somewhere else you were probably more of an alien there.

[EricKei]

We've found a witch. May we burn her?

No, no, no. Remember your traditions -- toss her in the river first, if she sinks, she's innocent and will be missed. If she rises to the top, she's a witch and we can then safely burn her.

[Food Lady]

Move to Seattle or Portland. They are the vegetarian oasises here. Did you come from another country or just mean you feel out of place around so many omnis? The only country I know of with a higher percentage of vegetarians than America is India so if you're from somewhere else you were probably more of an alien there.

I'm from California, but waited until I was in WISCONSIN to go veg. Haha! But really, the alien part has so much more to do with being a west-coaster in the midwest than anything.

No, no, no. Remember your traditions -- toss her in the river first, if she sinks, she's innocent and will be missed. If she rises to the top, she's a witch and we can then safely burn her.

No, that's not how to tell if I'm a witch! It's the veg test. Vegetarians float 'cause they eat lighter!

[Hyena Dandy]

We've found a witch. May we burn her?

She turned me into a Vegan!


...I got better.

[CaroPhoenix]

No, no, no. Remember your traditions -- toss her in the river first, if she sinks, she's innocent and will be missed. If she rises to the top, she's a witch and we can then safely burn her.

Yes, but if we burn her as soon as we pull her out of the river, she won't burn! Then what?

[dalesys]

...No, that's not how to tell if I'm a witch! It's the veg test. Vegetarians float 'cause they eat lighter!

Full of beans, are we?

Aren't Wisconsinites Wedgitarians anyway?

[EricKei]

Yes, but if we burn her as soon as we pull her out of the river, she won't burn! Then what?

Then we just need to apply the Universal Answer To All Problems:

MOAR DAKKA FIRE!