Oh gods...

[JoitheArtist]

....

I am required to be in a meeting tomorrow.

It starts at 10am.

It ends at 5pm.

CEO will be there.



7 FRAKKING HOURS


Please shoot me now.

[crazylegs]

7 hour meeting? Other than becoming unresponsive what purpose will it serve?

Would you like me to arrange a bucket so that when your brain leaks out your ears it's got somewhere to go?

[JoitheArtist]

ARRRRRRGH!!!

I was just *informed* that I have been dubbed the scribe for tomorrow's meeting.

I have a million things to do right now. But noooooooo, I have to go to a 7 HOUR MEETING, one in which presumably there will be content that I need to pay attention to...and be the DAMNED SECRETARY!!!!

*pause*

LOL!

Ok, so Awesome Boss freaked out over the note-taking thing as much as I did--we'd both been planning on me being able to multi-task during the meeting. She jumped up, accosted CEO...and got me off the hook!!

I LOVE Awesome Boss!!

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

Please shoot me now.

Okay. Bang. You're dead.

I'm actually a little sorry you won't be the secretary. I was looking forward to a word-for-word account of the CEO in total cognitive fail.

[Hyndis]

Let me guess...the meeting will be about ways to be more efficient and productive?

[JoitheArtist]

Okay. Bang. You're dead.

I'm actually a little sorry you won't be the secretary. I was looking forward to a word-for-word account of the CEO in total cognitive fail.

Oh, my coworker will still be there. She knows to take notes for me.

[crazylegs]

Notes for a 7hr meeting, Crazylegs style.

10:00 Meeting starts

Productivity and resourcing was discussed, and it was decided that CEO should knock off her crazy shit.

17:00 Meeting ends.

How does that sound?

[marlovino]

I bet 10 bar of bars of gold pressed latinum that she starts to cry within the first 30 minutes, leaves the meeting and doesn't come back. However, you still have to be there for the full meeting.

[Der Cute]

Why can't you have a meeting at a pizza place...and discuss everything except work? Isnt that what happens at 7 hour meetings? lol

Hey, be thankful...you could have been required to go on a weeklong cruise with the CEO and learn new "team skills". Can you swim good? :P

Cutenoob

[Bandit]

Hey, be thankful...you could have been required to go on a weeklong cruise with the CEO and learn new "team skills". Can you the CEO swim good? :P

Edited for accuracy/my amusement.

B

[JoitheArtist]

Notes for a 7hr meeting, Crazylegs style.

10:00 Meeting starts

Productivity and resourcing was discussed, and it was decided that CEO should knock off her crazy shit.

17:00 Meeting ends.

How does that sound?

ha!!! Oh, how we wish!!

Hey, be thankful...you could have been required to go on a weeklong cruise with the CEO and learn new "team skills". Can you swim good?

*goes pale and faint at the thought of it* Oh my...yeah...you're right!

Funny thing about today: the bosses were all gone, and for once I got all my work done!! Others in the office reported the same phenomenon....