More fun with the PA system

[ralerin]

Once, a coworker had a call and accidently pressed the intercom button.

"Hello? Hello?"
*manager behind her* "<Coworker>, you have the intercom."
"OH SHIT!" *click*

[thatcrazyredhead]

"Attention *former computer store* shoppers, the time is now 9:20 and we have been closed for 20 minutes. In five minutes, we will be releasing the dogs. Thank you."

I didn't realize we actually still had customers in the store....

I had co-workers barking at me for weeks.

You are my hero! I can't tell you how many times I've wanted to do that.

[Crossbow]

You are my hero! I can't tell you how many times I've wanted to do that.

If I'd realized we still had customers, I wouldn't have. The manager couldn't say anything because a few days earlier he had a Spoonerism moment while on the PA and reversed the phrase "city shoppers"... during the day with lots of customers in the store.