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  • Man down!!... Wait, MEN down!!

    This is kind of funny...

    Me and my two coworkers weren't putting out stock and my coworker D dropped his magnet for the treadmills. So I pick it up, but instead of handing it to him, I threw it at his "Now Hiring" button and got it to stick.

    So D goes, "it's my magnetic personality!"

    So as we were walking back to our department, we were joking about D's "magnetic personality" and so me and T got as close to D as we could to pretend that he was a giant magnet.

    As we were walking, T trips on a treadmill and takes both me and D with him.

    I ended up landing bad. I landed on my tailbone which I injured in June. It still hasn't been feeling better. Now I'm back to where I was at a week after my accident. I'm walking kind of slow and I can't sit in very many positions comfortably.

    The plus side, it was VERY funny!!!
    When will the fantasy end? When will the heaven begin?

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    So Fashion Lad!, I guess you busted your ass.



    Thank you thank you! You've been a wonderful audience! I'll be here all week!
    Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

    "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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    • #3
      Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh View Post
      So Fashion Lad!, I guess you busted your ass.



      Thank you thank you! You've been a wonderful audience! I'll be here all week!
      That's... so... so... so horribly... bad... and you beat me to it!
      ...WHY DO YOU TEMPT WHAT LITTLE FAITH IN HUMANITY I HAVE!?! -- Kalga
      And I want a pony for Christmas but neither of us is getting what we want OK! What you are asking is impossible. -- Wicked Lexi

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      • #4
        So...the magnet worked, huh?
        Unseen but seeing
        oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
        There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
        3rd shift needs love, too
        RIP, mo bhrionglóid

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        • #5
          "Rectum? Damn near killed him!"

          Rapscallion

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            Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh View Post
            Thank you thank you! You've been a wonderful audience! I'll be here all week!
            Don't forget to tip your waitress and try the veal!
            I pray for the strength to change what I can, the inability to change what I can't, and the incapacity to tell the difference -Calvin, Calvin & Hobbes

            Being a pessimist and cynical wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't right so often!

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