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  • Had a guy at my high School, I believe he was a couple of years ahead of me, named Spike Nail. He had a sister named Penny.

    When I was on my Brother's Navy Ship, back in July of '93 on a one week Tiger Cruise, one of the young enlisted guy's last name was Gilligan.

    I have a rather uncommon last name, although most everyone here on CS has likely heard it before, it's the same as someone fairly well known here in the States. Anyway, a few years back I got a SPAM in one of my accounts, for a watch, or Viagra, or whatever, that looked like it could have been sent by my fraternal Aunt, some 60 or so years previous, while she still shared the family surname, before she married. Her first name isn't super uncommon for a woman her age, but there are a few different common spellings, and the SPAM just happened to be the correct one. So, of course, I had to tease my totally technophobe Aunt (not even interested in something as simple back then as a WebTV for easy internet access), wondering how she managed to send me a SPAM e-mail, if she was so adamant against computers and such.

    Also got a SPAM to the same account, awhile after that, with the same name as a former co-worker. Both her first and last names aren't really uncommon, just not as common as something like Mary Smith, or Alice Brown.

    Oh, and although I've never followed NASCAR closely, I'd occasionally here where Dick Trickle placed (if he even finished the race), and it seems like he consistently performed poorly.


    Mike
    Meow.........

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    • Guy with the last name of "Boob" , extra hilarity: He opened a garage, yes, it was "Boob's Garage"
      - They say nothing good happens at 2AM, they're right, I happen at 2AM.

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      • Quoth Argabarga View Post
        Guy with the last name of "Boob" , extra hilarity: He opened a garage, yes, it was "Boob's Garage"
        So.... Did he install lifts?
        I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
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        • Sat in the doctors surgery waiting room the other day, when I heard the announcement:
          Joe King to room x, Joe king to room x..

          Honestly, I did
          Arp happens!

          Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today.

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          • Quoth technical.angel View Post
            I got a phone call with someone who's last name was Buttram. I swear.
            I know a guy named Buttram.

            Had a client once named Jim Lovell,I said "Hey,like the astronaut!"

            He said "He's my uncle" & showed me a pic to prove it!
            "If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you.This is the principal difference between a man and a dog"

            Mark Twain

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            • While creating email accounts on Thursday, I had a guy with a very interesting name.

              His first name was a standard male name. His middle name was a fairly standard feminine name, but one some older men have. His last name was Jolley. My report tells me the email address they list on their application. So, apparentl y, this guy goes by his middle name.
              SC: “Yeah, Bob’s Company. I'm Bob. It's my company.” - GK
              SuperHotelWorker made my Avi!!

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              • Two Real Estate Agents names I saw on signs outside of homes:

                Richard Head and Forrest Burner
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                • There was a reasonably famous engineer in the 19th century called Ramsbottom.

                  You can still see his type of safety valve on some old steam locomotives - the key thing being that it was relatively tamper-proof and thus much safer than what was previously available. Newer types, being smaller and even more tamper-proof, were fitted to most 20th-century locomotives.

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                  • I saw a file for a real Harry Potter while working as a data entry temp at a medical records facility.

                    My uncle has a stepson that named his child Lucifer. I'm not making this up, and I do feel sorry for that child.

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                    • The worst last name I've seen (on a business card) was Dickshot. He worked for a contractor that we did business with. Nice guy, really bad last name.

                      The urologist that did my hubby's vasectomy was Dr. Lovinggood.

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                      • I've known an April Showers and a Dwayne Pipes. Some people are just cruel to their kids!
                        "You are beginning to damage my calm."

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                        • Great one today,

                          Mr. Dick , at least his parents didn't name him Richard
                          Meeeeoooow.....
                          Still missing you, Plaid

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                          • Quoth ParkingWitch View Post
                            Great one today,

                            Mr. Dick , at least his parents didn't name him Richard

                            Sounds a little like the husband of one of my high school's librarians - his last name was Dick, and apparently his first name was Harry.

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                            • Not forgetting the famous SF author, Philip K Dick.

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                              • I suspect quite a lot of you are too young to remember the band Marillion, but their lead singer went by the name of Fish. This wasn't his first name OR his surname, but then you might prefer to be known as Fish if your ever-loving parents, Mr and Mrs Dick, had seen fit to adorn you with the name of Derek....

                                Mind you, he was huge and hairy and Scottish, a sort of Groundskeeper Willie meets the Terminator, so I dont think anyone ever laughed at him twice.
                                A person who is nice to you, but not nice to the waiter is not a nice person
                                - Dave Barry

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