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When I was working on a helpdesk, we had a few European clients. One of these, who I never spoke to myself, was called Nelly Bongers.
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Had a caller today whose last name is Bratt. She was kind of an EW."I was only LOOKING, I didn't mean to enter my card's CVV and actually ORDER! REFUND ME RIGHT NOW!!"Comment
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A chap in the British Navy whose last name is Nelson. I said to my coworker that he couldn't have gone into any other branch with a name like that!I speak English, L33t, Sarcasm and basic Idiot.Comment
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I've also gotten a lot of fun names. An ad I saw for Lawrence Lawrence the lawyer was one. There was also a family with the last name "Horr" that entertained me and my coworker for a solid 30 minutes with all ridiculous nicknames they must've gotten growing up.Comment
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Not a last name, but a relative. Nobody knew him as anything other than L.D..When he passed his full name was discovered. His legal, christian name was Lovey Dovey!What's going on? Where are we going? And why are we in this hand-basket!?!Comment
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My newest coworker is a name that's been mentioned here: Crystal Ball.
I once hooked up with a girl named Kim Love. That was an interesting one night stand.
"The Customer Is Always Right...But The Bartender Decides Who Is Still A Customer."
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Well, maybe that's why she's a Kinder-teacher rather than dealing with older kids. At least this way, only the *parents* are likely to get the unintentional "joke". In high school in particular, she'd never hear the end of it >_<Quoth BeenThereDoneThat View Post"For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
"The difference between an amateur and a master is that the master has failed way more times." - JoCat
"Thinking is difficult, therefore let the herd pronounce judgment!" ~ Carl Jung
"There's burning bridges, and then there's the lake just to fill it with gasoline." - Wiccy, reddit
"Retail is a cruel master, and could very well be the most educational time of many people's lives, in its own twisted way." - me
"Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down...tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens...makes her a home." - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds, "Serenity" (2005)
Acts of Gord – Read it, Learn it, Love it!
"Our psychic powers only work if the customer has a mind to read." - meComment
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In Western NY in a bunch of tiny towns, there are a bunch of funeral homes all named after the family that owns them. Therefore, there are funeral homes all over western New York with a large sign out front that says "Amigone".
They swear it's not pronounced the way it looks.The original Cookie in a multitude of cookies.Comment
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Could very well be!! (BTW, she's probably long dead by now...this was 1973-1974 and she was old even then...)Quoth EricKei View Post"I was only LOOKING, I didn't mean to enter my card's CVV and actually ORDER! REFUND ME RIGHT NOW!!"Comment
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Heh. That reminds me of my old KG teacher...I was in Kindergarten class B, and the teacher's name was Ms Bernos...for ages I figured that that meant that my section's full name was "Kindergarten Bernos" >_>Quoth BeenThereDoneThat View Post"For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
"The difference between an amateur and a master is that the master has failed way more times." - JoCat
"Thinking is difficult, therefore let the herd pronounce judgment!" ~ Carl Jung
"There's burning bridges, and then there's the lake just to fill it with gasoline." - Wiccy, reddit
"Retail is a cruel master, and could very well be the most educational time of many people's lives, in its own twisted way." - me
"Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down...tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens...makes her a home." - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds, "Serenity" (2005)
Acts of Gord – Read it, Learn it, Love it!
"Our psychic powers only work if the customer has a mind to read." - meComment
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I probably posted this already...
But I went to high school with a James Kirk.
If I marry current b/f, i'll be Jennifer Hudson.
I like to tell people I'm looking forward to being a famous actress.Comment
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We had a Mrs. Tittle call in the other day..."I was only LOOKING, I didn't mean to enter my card's CVV and actually ORDER! REFUND ME RIGHT NOW!!"Comment
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There's another in the area that's called Wentland, which is definitely very amusing when paired with AmigoneQuoth incognitocook View Post
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The best last names I've seen this week:
Bowser
Baraka
Purple
And I've still got tomorrow.It makes sense.Comment
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Barbara Bea Qu..met her earlier today.Engaged to the amazing Marmalady. She is my Silver Dragon, shining as bright as the sun. I her Black Dragon (though good honestly), dark as night..fierce and strong.Comment
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