Great last names

[superhotelworker]

One my regular guests first name is Governor. Not joking. I had to verify his id. He thought that was funny.

[Sauletekis]

A couple more interesting ones recently-

Mr Raper
Mr Fagite

And as a first name - Anywhere.

[MoonCat]

Years ago when I was new at my job, we had a customer whose first name was Princess.
Had a guy whose name was Green Savage.
A guy whose first name was Juan and his last name was a long Polish one.
Also, a co-worker said she used to talk to a guy (many years ago) whose name was Dickie Dong.
But, my favorite was Mr. 00. (as in double-zero). Loooong story there but that was his legal name.

[Ben_Who]

My roommate's brother-in-law is named Andy Garcia. (Cue the "No, not that one" jokes.)

Friend of mine in high school was named Joost Goosens. (Soft J.)

Love, Who?

[RavenStarr]

I rang up Queen Elizabeth *insert last name here*. I kid you not.

[Rantsylvania 6-5000]

You'd be surprised how many people have the name Robin Banks!

I once had a teacher named Jack Nicholson.

There's a trucking company called Dick Payne!

[ravevolution]

There was this white kid in elementary school named Michael Jordan

Funniest last name I got from a customer was 'Moredick'

[morgana]

Forgot a couple.

Urologist in Nebraska: Dr. Seman.

Friend of mine: Michael Jackson. (Good ol' redneck southern boy, btw.)

[Treasure]

I went to school with:
Precious
Princess
Blessing

worked with a girl names Presley (as in Elvis)

did a charity-type event with a lady, last name Tudor,
and currently have a customer last name Tutor

[Victoria J]

This should really be in a thread for terrible first names but...

A woman's first name - Mehole.

I haven't heard it said so it may sound pretty. But I'm very glad it's not my name.

Victoria J

[superhotelworker]

My penpal of 7 years: Xing (Shing) Hung Lo

My friends name is Sunshine Adams (She doesn't find this half as funny as I do..)

My English Teacher in 7th grade: Bobbie Cox.

[pacman]

I read an article in the local paper regarding something (not relevant what) and a guy they interviewed for it was Mr. Sucksdorff.

[dalesys]

Highway patrolman imprisoned forking women with a choice of "ticket or blow me":

Haycock

[RavenStarr]

Thomas Crapper. Yes he was a real person.

[Rapscallion]

Not sure if this counts, since it's a first name, but a chap with the christian name of...

I shit you not...

Leviathan.

That's sodding awesome.

He owes us money, by the way.

Rapscallion