Had a customer the other day. He bought a car charger. After he bought it, he spent a minute or two studying it to see which car it would look better in. Yes, I'm not kidding. He was trying to figure out if this grey car charger would match better in his truck or the wife's vehicle. It's GREY. It's a CAR CHARGER for your PHONE. WHO CARES?
But what really amused me was this. He goes into his pocket, and starts digging through cards. "I really want to know what asshole left this under my windsheild wiper..." He flops a yellow card on the desk. It reads:
"Thanks to YOU taking up TWO PARKING SPACES I had to park six blocks away you INCONSIDERATE BASTARD!"
The "inconsiderate bastard" was in HUGE letters. Took up most of the card. Oh how hard it was for me not to laugh. I've heard of these cards, and thought of having some made up myself. Dude then goes into this tirade about how he paid hundreds of thousands of dollars on the paint job of his truck because of people dinging it with their car doors, so he'll park how he damn well pleases.
Let me tell you how hard it was for me to pretend to care. It is a HUGE pet peeve of mine, douchebags who take up two spots for their stupid car.
After the guy left I went back and told my co-worker about it. He chuckled. "I hate bastards who park like that," he said.
Yeah. Had to share that. Now, I wonder what it would cost to make up cards like that....
But what really amused me was this. He goes into his pocket, and starts digging through cards. "I really want to know what asshole left this under my windsheild wiper..." He flops a yellow card on the desk. It reads:
"Thanks to YOU taking up TWO PARKING SPACES I had to park six blocks away you INCONSIDERATE BASTARD!"
The "inconsiderate bastard" was in HUGE letters. Took up most of the card. Oh how hard it was for me not to laugh. I've heard of these cards, and thought of having some made up myself. Dude then goes into this tirade about how he paid hundreds of thousands of dollars on the paint job of his truck because of people dinging it with their car doors, so he'll park how he damn well pleases.
Let me tell you how hard it was for me to pretend to care. It is a HUGE pet peeve of mine, douchebags who take up two spots for their stupid car.
After the guy left I went back and told my co-worker about it. He chuckled. "I hate bastards who park like that," he said.
Yeah. Had to share that. Now, I wonder what it would cost to make up cards like that....
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