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    So the other night I was hanging out with a few friends, and somebody decided to put on some Monty Python. They put on the very first Python movie---And Now For Something Completely Different. I hadn't seen this one in at least 15 years. I appreciated it back then, you know, and this time, we all laughed and such, but there was one skit in there I had forgotten about.

    The restaurant scene. The one with the dirty fork.

    After so much time reading this site and getting entertainment from it, I really appreciated the restaurant scene. I fell off the couch I was laughing so hard. I had tears squeezing out of my eyes and rolling down my cheeks, and was laughing so hard my stomach clenched up and no sound was coming out of my mouth.

    For those of you who have never seen it, it's a scene in a restaurant where a cust very politely gives his fork to the waiter, saying it has a spot on it, and could he please have a new one. The waiter has a cow, calls over the head waiter, the head waiter has a cow, then verbally abuses the waiter and orders him to sack the entire dishwashing staff. Then the manager comes out, has a cow, apologizes deeply and profusely, going off about how hard they are trying but they just can't seem to get the restaurant to work, and then begins to sob on the table. Then the chef comes out with a cleaver and calls the customer (who has been protesting the entire time that it wasn't that big a deal) a bastard and threatens him, while the manager commits hari-kiri with the fork and the chef and waiter clutch their heads and moan.

    I dont remember reacting to that scene that way the last time I saw it. I have since come to appreciate what customer service people do!
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    Well, last nite I watched MP's Meaning of Life.

    And am wondering what the symbolism of all the breasts were for. But I did have a good laugh!

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    • #3
      At least he didn't tell him about the dirty knife!

      I'm more partial to the Upper Class Twit of the Year competition. Physical comedy at its finest if you ask me. That scene had me rolling on the floor nearly losing control of my bladder.

      Oh, and my hovercraft is full of eels.
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      • #4
        Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh View Post
        Oh, and my hovercraft is full of eels.
        Drop your panties, Sir William, I cannot wait til lunchtime.

        My nipples explode with delight!! (THAT line ALWAYS has me ROFL)

        I also like the Mattress Sketch. Where Chapman puts a bag on his head and Idle has to stand in the tea chest and sing "Jerusalem" whenever a customer says "Mattress"...in a bedding department.
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        "I saw a flock of moosen! There were many of 'em. Many much moosen. Out in the woods- in the woodes- in the woodsen. The meese want the food. The food is to eatenesen."

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        • #5
          http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gk4_Bt0yNgw
          "First time I ever seen a chainsaw go down anybody's britches,"

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          • #6
            I gotta get those movies on DVD, when I can. I love Monty Python. I am like them, comedies wise, that is
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            • #7
              my theme for the whole holiday season has been "always look on the briiiiiiiiiiight siiiiiiiiiiiide of life *whistle whistle*"
              mostly to stop myself from going postal due to my beloved co-workers calling in "sick" (as they have today GRRRRRRR) and us doing the work of 10 ppl. hey, it keeps me sane and entertains the other 2 agents!
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              • #8
                The Shooting Party. It has no dialogue, just scenes of the Pythons staggering around in tweeds, hunting rifles over arms, over shoulders, under arms, and firing them off at random.

                And, of course, the Lumberjack Song! I love the gusto with which Michael Palin sings:

                "I put on women's clothing and hang around in bars!"

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                • #9
                  A few weeks ago, I saw their Broadway play Spamalot and laughed so hard at times I was in tears. It's good to know that there are MP fans, I grew up on that stuff.
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                  • #10
                    *still wants a shrubbery*

                    Aerodynamics are for people who can't build engines. --Enzo Ferrari

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                    • #11
                      First, you have to cut down the tallest tree, with... a herring!

                      I shouldn't really be encouraged, you know. XD
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                      • #12
                        Oh please!

                        Can't I have a little bit of peril?

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                        • #13
                          My friends and I used to perform Monty Python bits in high school Included in our repertoir were The Lumberjack Song, The Dead Parrot Sketch, The Comedy Lecture, Chicken Mining, Me Doctor, and Crunchy Frog.

                          Off stage, we quoted and sang everything we felt like.

                          And in college, the Philosopher's Drinking Song became a party favorite.
                          I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GK

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                          • #14
                            My clapped-out genitalia
                            Is not so bad for me
                            As the complete and utter failure
                            Every time I try to pee...

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                            • #15
                              Quoth DesignFox View Post
                              And in college, the Philosopher's Drinking Song became a party favorite.
                              Must...hold...back......ARRRRGH!!!!

                              Immanuel Kant was a real pissant
                              Who was very rarely stable
                              Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar
                              Who could think you under the table
                              David Hume could out-consume
                              Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel
                              And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart
                              Who was just as schloshed as Schlegel

                              There's nothing Nietzsche couldn't teach ya
                              'Bout the raising of the wrists
                              Socrates himself was permanently pissed...
                              Not all who wander are lost.

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