Digging your own grave

[raw456]

My best friend (and former boss) manages a call centre. Some of her staff are “Shpeshal Shnoflakes” and cause her no end of grief.

After a particularly stressful morning, she remarked to another colleague that her main task for the afternoon was to research costs for bulk bags of quick lime and shovels. One of her “shpeshal shnoflakes” overheard this remark.

An hour later she presented my friend with a list of prices obtained from the local hardware store for bags of lime and shovels.

[Sheldonrs]

Nice to see a real go-getter on the job. lol!!!

[terakhan]

That one goes last. May need some help with the digging.

[Catherder]

I am assuming you will be providing the alibi?

[raw456]

I am assuming you will be providing the alibi?

Yes! And bail money too! (providing I'm not sitting in the cell with her stating "well that was fun")

[Mikkel]

I wonder if any of the shops she called will contact the police.

[Amina516]

Hows that saying go.....? Something like..:

"A friend will give you bail money....

A REAL friend will be sitting in jail next to you going "Damn, we F**CKed up!" LOL

I think thats applicable.

[LillFilly]

That one goes last. May need some help with the digging.

Ahh, so true. That one might be a keeper minion though...