Not that anybody cares, but...

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

We all remember Numbnuts, the shiftless, pungent fellow I once had inflicted upon me as a co-worker, yes?

Fucker's back in town. He totally washed out of the military, if he even joined.

He came into the store today and wandered around and tried to chat everybody up, as if we missed him or something.

And yes, he still smells like the ass end of something.

He claims to be going to technical school now. Whatev. As long as he doesn't try getting hired back on at the swamp.

[Food Lady]

Sorry, Irv, but you know several of us are kind of hoping he does.

[Hanzoku]

I'm not, but I'm expecting Murphy to take over and he'll get rehired.

[Racket_Man]

He claims to be going to technical school now. Whatever.

As long as he doesn't try getting hired back on at the swamp.

what is he studing??? Advanced lazyiness, suplimential screwing off, self study masturbation, how to have 2 brain cells and love it?, advanced how to piss off your coworkers by getting them to do your job, and the bonus credit how to make your bosses think you are working but are sleeping in the racks

Irv you have my condolences and my heartfelt sorrow. you Do know what will eventually happen??

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

Yeah, if he comes to us looking for a job we will hire him. He's familiar with the store and might have good enough availability for management.

Should he become my co-worker again, I promise you at least one of the following:

-A new Numbnuts chronicles, or
-His obituary after we stuff him in the trash compactor and forget he's in there as we push the button.

[Amina516]

Great googly moggly.

I'll pray for ya....but i aint very hopeful. Lol.

[terakhan]

From the sound of the guy, I doubt he ever got into the military. There are standards for entry, and it never sounded like this guy would EVER qualify, or be allowed to hold anything shaped like a firearm that wasn't loaded with water.

But yeah, I have to admit, while most of me hopes he goes elsewhere, the sadistic part of me that likes reading hopes you see him again.

[Hanzoku]

I think, given the Numbnuts Chronicles, that he'd be banned from the water-based guns as well.

[Victory Sabre]

From what I've read, I'm not surprised that he washed out of the armed forces. now that he's back into town, I wouldn't be surprised if he did try to get his old job back, and be a thorn in your side again.

[blas]

Ugh, I feel for you, Irv.

The only real way you can guarantee you'll never have to deal with a coworker again is if they get fired or leave without notice.

You can only hope and pray if a sucky coworker leaves, they leave for good.

[Talon]

-His obituary after we stuff him in the trash compactor ...

Don't tell the flies, they'll leave

[Mytical]

Some suggestions if this lovely person gets rehired. Get a cellphone (small one) capable of recording. If he goes to sleep on the job again..record it. Get a throw away phone (one of those prepaid that you don't put your name on) and if you know your managers number..send it to them. Make double sure the phone can not be traced back to you. Each time he snoozes, do it again.

Oh yeah, and you might also want to buy a current newspaper..and watch..so you can document time and date .

[Rapscallion]

For people who haven't had a chance to read the edited highlight, it's in our War Stories section.

http://www.customerssuck.com/board/s...ad.php?t=49660 for the thread in question, preserved for posterity.

Rapscallion