Announcement

Collapse
No announcement yet.

Temp worker loses his mind.

Collapse
This topic is closed.
X
X
 
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts

  • Temp worker loses his mind.

    We use a few temp agencies here at my hotel to help out in various departments, especially during large events. Sadly, one of our best went out yesterday in a blaze of glory.

    First up was the naked shenanigans in the locker room. Not the best start, especially when you come to work in your work clothes and have no need to be nekkid.

    Then there was the random running around and patting everyone on the stomach while greeting everyone in the most upbeat voice I've ever heard out of a worker here.

    And finally, dancing around the banquet kitchen with the supervisor watching and clearly looking both confused and somewhat sad.

    This guy has been coming here for a good year or more now and was one of the people I trusted to handle guest needs when they arose. He was an extremely hard worker and if I could have, I would have put him in for employee of the month since he was orders of magnitude better than many of our actual employees.

    I don't know if he just cracked or was on something, but he's out now, never to return.

  • #2
    Sounds like he's either on something or should be. I hope he'll be OK.



    I'd like to hear more about the naked shennanigans.
    "All I've ever learned from love was how to shoot somebody who out-drew ya"

    Comment


    • #3
      My calculus teacher recounted one of his peer's experiences... During the final exam of calc, second semester, one of the other students was so burned out from the material he stood up, positioned his arms like this and ran around shouting, "I AM AN INTEGRAL!!!" Apparently they had to call security.


      Poor bloke.
      *Ring* *Ring*
      M: *Workplace Name*, Ryan speaking.
      C: Hello Peter, is Ryan there?
      M: This is Ryan.

      Comment


      • #4
        Quoth boxxertrumps View Post
        I'm imagining that. and it's fun.

        Comment


        • #5
          Quoth boxxertrumps View Post
          During the final exam of calc, second semester, one of the other students was so burned out from the material he stood up, positioned his arms like this and ran around shouting, "I AM AN INTEGRAL!!!"
          I hope they let him make up the exam. Hilarious but poor kid.
          How was I supposed to know someone was slipping you Birth Control in the food I've been making for you lately?

          Comment


          • #6
            Quoth boxxertrumps View Post
            My calculus teacher recounted one of his peer's experiences... During the final exam of calc, second semester, one of the other students was so burned out from the material he stood up, positioned his arms like this and ran around shouting, "I AM AN INTEGRAL!!!" Apparently they had to call security.


            Poor bloke.
            Integrals will do that to you...

            I remember once trying for days to evaluate an integral for a pattern-recognition class. Then I asked my dad, a math teacher, about it... and he just looked the value up in a table...
            Random Doctor Who quote:
            "I'm sorry about your coccyx, too, Miss Grant."

            I has a gallery: deviantART gallery.
            I also has a "funny" blog: Aqu Improves Her Craft

            Comment


            • #7
              Quoth boxxertrumps View Post
              My calculus teacher recounted one of his peer's experiences... During the final exam of calc, second semester, one of the other students was so burned out from the material he stood up, positioned his arms like this and ran around shouting, "I AM AN INTEGRAL!!!" Apparently they had to call security.


              Poor bloke.
              At least you could differentiate him from everyone else.

              Comment


              • #8
                Dern it... dude totally stole my idea for quitting my job. :sigh:
                Guess I'll 'have' to write out a resignation, like usual.

                /j/k - not a slam against those seriously ill. But I really want to moon some people at work and dance around. Some day....
                Make a list of important things to do today.
                At the top of your list, put 'eat chocolate'
                Now, you'll get at least one thing done today

                Comment

                Working...
                X