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"Here's your soul penny back!!"
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Unseen but seeing
oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
3rd shift needs love, too
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From Kinko's back in the day:
"The stockroom really is on fire."Comment
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"Your balls dropped."
"I've got blue balls!"
"Go ask your husgand to help with that."
"And on the way home we had to pull over so I could throw up. It took two cans of Coke to get the rotten egg taste out of my mouth."
"I bet your son was dissappointed he didn't get the booger flavour."
"Yes. He got vomit on his second try though."Comment
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"I can be bought with fries.""For the love of all that is holy and 4 things that aren’t but feel pretty good anyway" ~ GravekeeperComment
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That sandwhich definitely smells better than my banana."Is it hot in here to you? It's very warm, isn't it?"--Nero, probablyComment
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"Does this story involve European Spider-Man?"
"No, it involves the pink Superman."I pray for the strength to change what I can, the inability to change what I can't, and the incapacity to tell the difference -Calvin, Calvin & Hobbes
Being a pessimist and cynical wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't right so often!
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"$100 a week... that'll keep you in formula and nappies."Comment
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It was like a double chin, but bigger. And it wasn't on his chin, it was on his stomach.I pray for the strength to change what I can, the inability to change what I can't, and the incapacity to tell the difference -Calvin, Calvin & Hobbes
Being a pessimist and cynical wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't right so often!
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Ice is frozen.
The toilet paper doesn't work.
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"No soul pennies yet, but I do have a soul grape!"
I'm bringing disdain back...with a vengeance.
Oh, and your tool box called...you got out again.Comment
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"I love the Soup Nazi. Wouldn't it be great to have a product so good you could tell people to fuck off and they'd come back for more?"
"There are people like that in real life, they're called dominatrixes."Comment
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"This is such a stupid song. Why would I check the weather everywhere I go?"Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.
"I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost dailyComment
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Cola: We're missing the sign in sheets for Monday.
Me: That's because we weren't HERE on Monday."For the love of all that is holy and 4 things that aren’t but feel pretty good anyway" ~ GravekeeperComment
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"Madam? Your falafels await you."
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"Your Shift finger is a little trigger happy.""For the love of all that is holy and 4 things that aren’t but feel pretty good anyway" ~ GravekeeperComment
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