"the more you screw the bigger the hole's gonna get"
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"I need you to ruin to Wells Fargo"
"You need me to ruin Wells Fargo? I think that's beyond my destructive capabilities.""For the love of all that is holy and 4 things that aren’t but feel pretty good anyway" ~ Gravekeeper
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So 20% of 10 is 20.
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Well it is without the 0 on the end...
He used to be Polish. Still is I imagine."I'll probably come round and steal the food out of your fridge later too, then run a key down the side of your car as I walk away from your house, which I've idly set ablaze" - Mil Millington
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You didn't get me a chunk of cheese as big as my torso?Unseen but seeing
oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
3rd shift needs love, too
RIP, mo bhrionglĂłid
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Man, you've TOLD me how many drugs you've taken. I'm not gambling on your memory.I pray for the strength to change what I can, the inability to change what I can't, and the incapacity to tell the difference -Calvin, Calvin & Hobbes
Being a pessimist and cynical wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't right so often!
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