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  • #136
    If the moron triplets share a brain, he's the one who tries to use it the least!

    Management approves this message.

    (okay, they weren't together, but I couldn't resist)
    Curiously Lydean - curious interests of a curious person.

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    • #137
      "You're skipping school? You don't want to miss Delousing Day, do you?"
      You're not doing me a favor by eating here. I'm doing you a favor by feeding you.

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      • #138
        "Quacka! Quacka! Quacka!"

        "He has quite a few T-shirts which will excuse him from serving on a jury."
        The best karma is letting a jerk bash himself senseless on the wall of your polite indifference.

        The stupid is strong with this one.

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        • #139
          Because you run around with nothing on!!
          I'm bringing disdain back...with a vengeance.

          Oh, and your tool box called...you got out again.

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          • #140
            "I'm NOT the queen of the database! Stop bowing to me."
            The best karma is letting a jerk bash himself senseless on the wall of your polite indifference.

            The stupid is strong with this one.

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            • #141
              "They can pay me to pee."
              "Who loves not women, wine, and song remains a fool his whole life long" ~Martin Luther
              "Always send a lazy man to the angel of death" ~Martin Luther
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              • #142
                "crap! i've got mocha on my elbow!"

                "that damned info desk attacked me."

                "does it make sense for me to tan my cooter?"
                Last edited by MadMike; 02-09-2007, 02:36 PM. Reason: 3 one-line posts by the same user, each a minute apart. Merged.
                Kim: She's got one foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel.

                I'd like to exercise my constitutional right to not give a fuck.

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                • #143
                  "He told me he likes going through the back door."
                  Unseen but seeing
                  oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
                  There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
                  3rd shift needs love, too
                  RIP, mo bhrionglóid

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                  • #144
                    "if i could put alcohol in my oats, i would"
                    The report button - not just for decoration

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                    • #145
                      "Hey, knock it off!"
                      "Oh, I'm sorry. Would you prefer I lick it better?"
                      I pray for the strength to change what I can, the inability to change what I can't, and the incapacity to tell the difference -Calvin, Calvin & Hobbes

                      Being a pessimist and cynical wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't right so often!

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                      • #146
                        "Trust me, you don't need the Magnums."
                        "Yeah, I guess it's like throwing a hot dog down a hallway!"
                        SMACK!
                        "I'm not even supposed to be here today!" Dante-"Clerks"

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                        • #147
                          "Mew!"

                          "Pika!"

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                          • #148
                            "You're still on holiday. Go home!"

                            Rapscallion

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                            • #149
                              "Yes, because Nazis make everything cheerier."
                              "Being crazy was the only thing that kept me from going insane."
                              - Raven

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                              • #150
                                "Be my Valentine"
                                "You already have a Valentine"
                                "Then be my Wellington!"
                                The report button - not just for decoration

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