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*thick Southern accent* "Man, ah opened that door up and all ah could smell was piss."
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"Only in our dreams are we free. The rest of the time we need wages." - Terry Pratchett
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"If you don't bring the chord to the speakers, I'll start singing Killing Me Softly With His Song to the tune of the Bare Necessities, and NOBODY wants that!""For the love of all that is holy and 4 things that aren’t but feel pretty good anyway" ~ GravekeeperComment
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S: "...Rich. I mean Jeff."
Me: "Hey Jeff, you apparently gained a hundred pounds and turned into an asshole!"
J: "Shit!""Who loves not women, wine, and song remains a fool his whole life long" ~Martin Luther
"Always send a lazy man to the angel of death" ~Martin Luther
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"If you're choking that's fine; if you're sick I might get worried.""For the love of all that is holy and 4 things that aren’t but feel pretty good anyway" ~ GravekeeperComment
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"Paula Deen's a dirty whore."Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.
"I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost dailyComment
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"Did anyone else just hear a Wookie?""For the love of all that is holy and 4 things that aren’t but feel pretty good anyway" ~ GravekeeperComment
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I am specifically ordered you to treat gravity as a law not merely a suggestion.Good customers are as rare as Latinum. Treasure them. ~ The 57th Ferengi Rule Of Acquisition.Comment
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"You know that woman that comes over the PA to tell us the store is opening in five minutes? She's a dirty whore."Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.
"I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost dailyComment
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"I don't generally put my hat on to go to the toilet."
"Already got your coat on? You must have pulled."
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"Rachel Ray's a dirty slut."
"So is Martha Stewart. She's an old dirty slut."Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.
"I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost dailyComment
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"Sherpagimp coming through!"
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"What is it with you and fried cheese?!?!?!?"Unseen but seeing
oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
3rd shift needs love, too
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"It's the gift that keeps on giving!"
"I thought that was Herpes.""Who loves not women, wine, and song remains a fool his whole life long" ~Martin Luther
"Always send a lazy man to the angel of death" ~Martin Luther
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"I squeezed one out in the bin downstairs."
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"I've just discovered that he's allergic to left-handed reiki."
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