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"I felt like I was on dope again!"
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Discourtesy Clerk, purveyor of fine hay bales, pine scented douche and stuff that's not in bins since July 2006.
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"Someone peed in the fitting room, and it's freaking RANCID!"
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"Get going, you old biddies"
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"You mean you DON'T sell high end jewelry at Target?!""I'm not even supposed to be here today!" Dante-"Clerks"Comment
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"I am too straight for this right now."A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything.
Friedrich NietzscheComment
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"Did you just earn a Darwin Award?"
"No, I can still reproduce. Hypothetically."Comment
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"I'm gonna hit you with a cat!"Discourtesy Clerk, purveyor of fine hay bales, pine scented douche and stuff that's not in bins since July 2006.Comment
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"Served with Au Jus. That’s like French gravy."You're not doing me a favor by eating here. I'm doing you a favor by feeding you.Comment
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"I do love you, I just don't want to see you becoming some Prison bitch's bitch"The report button - not just for decoration
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I'm going to go home and write about this in my emo blog!
RapscallionComment
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"That thing’s always been wonky. Ever since you dropped it down that well."You're not doing me a favor by eating here. I'm doing you a favor by feeding you.Comment
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"Be careful sitting there, you know what happened to the last girl at that desk--she got pregnant!""In the end I was the mean girl/or somebody's in between girl"~Neko Case
“You don't need many words if you already know what you're talking about.” ~William StaffordComment
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"You know, after all these weeks with this guy, I think I finally figured out why my lips are chapped all the time!!!!!"Unseen but seeing
oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
3rd shift needs love, too
RIP, mo bhrionglóidComment
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"Get out of my seat you damned hobbit!"A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything.
Friedrich NietzscheComment
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"From now on, the only thing I want to see pointing to your crotch is a tie."You're not doing me a favor by eating here. I'm doing you a favor by feeding you.Comment
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"He called back?....Does he not realize he stole the rental car?"I guess they shouldn't have set their phasers to miss-Mike NelsonComment
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My thighs are on fire!-"One ring to rule them all!"-Elias
-Ask yourself, "WWRKHTSCCJ:TMD?"Comment
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