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"It's collateral thinking. Like lateral thinking, but people close by get hurt."
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"Are you the one who had fire shoot out of the wall port? Yeah, that's probably a little problematic."SC: “Yeah, Bob’s Company. I'm Bob. It's my company.” - GK
SuperHotelWorker made my Avi!!Comment
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Admin on phone: "Yeah....no...I didn't lick it. That must've been what was wrong with it."Coworker: Distro of choice?
Me: Gentoo.
Coworker: Ahh. A Masochist. I thought so.Comment
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Me: Why is this server off?
CW: It was beeping, and one of the little lights was blinking.
Me: So.... you switched it off?
CW: Yes. I did. Why, what's it do?
Me: Um... provides email for half the company.
CW: Which half?
Me:
Strong with you the stoopid is.
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"Madam! Mr. Jingles cannot be in the photo!"To seek it with thimbles, to seek it with care;
To pursue it with forks and hope;
To threaten its life with a railway share;
To charm it with forks and hope!Comment
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"Now that's real anal right there"Comment
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"When you've gone donkey, you don't go back!"
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"When you hear the song 'Short People', think of Snoopy."Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)
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"It smells like a grizzly bear gave birth in here!""Who loves not women, wine, and song remains a fool his whole life long" ~Martin Luther
"Always send a lazy man to the angel of death" ~Martin Luther
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"That <staff member> work order? Can I have some more adjectives and nouns, please?"
"Um... uh.... homely.. giggly.... apple... doll?"
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<bg> I sent out an email to the rest of the IT staff, notifying them that I put the newest Unbuntu distro on the IT share. I prefaced the email with "For those who care.." </bg>
"What is this?"
"Linux."
"What do I do with it?"
"You're probably among those who don't care...."Last edited by technical.angel; 10-19-2010, 01:38 PM.SC: “Yeah, Bob’s Company. I'm Bob. It's my company.” - GK
SuperHotelWorker made my Avi!!Comment
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"Ok then, i don't mind sitting and watch Horse porn all day while you get shouted at""You can only try so hard to look like you are working before actually doing your work seems easy in comparison" -My Boss
CW: So what exactly do you do in retentions?
Me: ummm, I ....retent stuff?Comment
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Coworker: It's been quiet all day! Haven't rebooted a single server!
Me: Now you've done it. Shit's gonna hit the fan the minute you leave.
Coworker: I hope so.
Me: Well fuck you too!
Coworker: I meant more that it should happen AFTER I leave.
Me: But why leave me with it?
Coworker: Because better you than me.
Coworker: Distro of choice?
Me: Gentoo.
Coworker: Ahh. A Masochist. I thought so.Comment
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Oh so I'm the only person who thought that?Comment
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"Don't upset the penguin."Engaged to the amazing Marmalady. She is my Silver Dragon, shining as bright as the sun. I her Black Dragon (though good honestly), dark as night..fierce and strong.Comment
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