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**Solumina** · 02-24-2011, 01:18 AM

CW1:"Are you bleeding?"
CW2: *very concerned* "What? Can you see blood????"
CW1:"No. Your boobs just look extra big today"

**Dreamstalker** · 02-24-2011, 10:56 PM

"Telling you how insanely stupid that is would indeed fall under 'do no harm'."

**Emmeileia** · 02-24-2011, 11:55 PM

"I think he only has one testicle...we'd better check him to make sure"

**DGoddessChardonnay** · 02-27-2011, 11:51 PM

"Where's the party and who's bringing the booze and the men?"

"I"m so tempted to send him a text reminding him about what goes around comes around."

**crazylegs** · 03-03-2011, 10:20 AM

The cake is a lie.

**Rapscallion** · 03-03-2011, 07:46 PM

"I've slept in laybyes before, but never professionally."

Rapscallion

**Food Lady** · 03-04-2011, 03:58 AM

"Is Grape a boy name or a girl name?"

"I used to get inapropriate comments. Well, not really comments. More like sounds."

**Emmeileia** · 03-06-2011, 02:20 AM

"I penetrated it so hard, it got stuck!"

**crazylegs** · 03-07-2011, 03:21 PM

Right, we'll do some meth, then some cannabis and after that we'll break for lunch.

**Skeen** · 03-08-2011, 10:08 PM

"Damn it, I wish you'd get fat again and settle the hell down."

**Rapscallion** · 03-10-2011, 03:55 PM

"Fuck me, I'm so wet."

Rapscallion

**Irving Patrick Freleigh** · 03-11-2011, 09:45 AM

"My bunghole will eat now!"

**Rapscallion** · 03-11-2011, 12:42 PM

"This tastes foul. I'll give it out around the office."

Rapscallion

**cinema guy** · 03-11-2011, 04:46 PM

"I'll show you my box, if you show me yours."

**Irving Patrick Freleigh** · 03-17-2011, 06:50 PM

"I just found the thing every man's garden needs!"

"A hoe?"

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